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Campus Life
Cornell’s 10 Best Walk of Shame Routes
It’s the start of the year and you’re finally getting laid again. But now it’s morning...
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Campus Life
7 Better Things Every Cornellian Should Do
As far as lists go, The Cornell Daily Sun’s “161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do” is...
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Campus Life
6 Cornell Gems Freshmen Will Never Know
Another year at Cornell, another class of incoming freshmen. We welcome you, but we also pity...
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Campus Life
5 Ways to Discreetly Gift Spider Eggs to Your Terrible Summer Boss
Summer jobs are good for nobody. If you have one then your life sucks and you...
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Campus Life
A Quick Summer Workout Plan for Cornellians Chasing the TCAT Bus
Summer break is an amazing time when college students can be the people they truly...
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Booze
QUIZ: Which Slope Day Headliner are you: MisterWives or Big Gigantic?
MisterWives or Big Gigantic? Trump or Hillary? Bremain or Brexit? Macron or LePen? These are the...
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Cornell
Cornell Students Determined to Not Allow “Getting Trashed” on Slope Day Interfere With Studying for Finals
Cornellians will be waking up as early as 8 a.m. to go and celebrate the end...
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Campus Life
6 Things That Are NOT Worth Your Cornell Degree
As finals quickly sneak up on unsuspecting Cornellians, the stress and sleep deprivation push these students...
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Campus Life
Cornell Instills New “Anti-Hazing” Campaign by Creating Icy Hot Mascot
Following the removal of Cornell’s oldest and “painfully” prestigious all-male acapella group last week, Cornell University...
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Campus Life
Touchdown the Bear Over-Hibernates, Wakes up Late for Cornell’s Pre-Enroll
At 10 a.m. today, the anguished howls of a very angry bear echoed across campus, jerking...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...
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7 Sexiest Cornell Alumni
Widely regarded as the most physically attractive school in the Ivy League (lol not really, can...
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5 Types of Cornell Students at Insomnia Cookies at 3 a.m.
Desperately craving a cookie at three in the morning but know it’s just this side of...
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Cornell Anatomy Most Students Have Memorized by Now
Cornell is a big university with many wonderful qualities. Sometimes it can be difficult to know...
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Top 5 Cornell Buildings Ranked by Their Vending Machines
So you’re exploring north campus at 3 a.m. desperately thinking that Louie’s might still be open,...