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CU Boulder
Tragic: CU Freshman Starting To Think Senior Is Only Dating Them For Meal Swipes
CU Boulder freshman Beatrix Cook knew it was too good to be true when she first...
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CU Boulder
5 Phenomena That Will Occur While Waiting For CU NightRide To Pick You And Your Friends Up Already, Dammit
You’re way too drunk to even stumble home tonight, and because you played by the honor...
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Campus Life
CU Parents Withdraw Daughter’s Tuition After Experiencing Kappa Sig Tailgate
Mother of CU sophomore Tara Fieldings, Linda Fieldings, is refusing to pay tuition and demanding her...
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CU Boulder
Boulder Was The Happiest U.S. City In 2017, But What Makes It Sadder This Year?
Last year, National Geographic named Boulder, Colorado the happiest city in the US. Awesome, right? But...
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Booze
10 Ways To Know When You’re Way WAY Too High To Be In Class
Everyone in college has had at least some experience with marijuana, whether they want to or...
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CU Boulder
Did You Even Pass?
The season of university schooling is coming to an end, and everyone is fed up with...
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CU Boulder
5 Things You Can Do With the Other 14 Minutes You Have to Fill Out an FCQ
During finals season, you have to cling to even the tiniest perks life offers, because there...
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CU Boulder
CU Student To Pursue Real Estate Degree After Successfully Subletting Apartment On The Hill
As the school year comes to a close and the summer sunshine attempts to overtake the...
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CU Boulder
CU ENVD Students Celebrate Construction Of 2 New Campus Bridges With Epic Darty
At a total cost of $10.7 million, the University of Colorado plans to develop two major...
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CU Boulder
5 Things That Happen When These 23 MPH Winds Hit Boulder
So it’s windy AF in Boulder. Shocker. It’s something everyone who is new to Colorado bitches...
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QUIZ: We Can Guess What CU Dorm You Lived in Based on What You’re Doing this Weekend
Partying on the Hill this weekend or smoking a bong and staring at your gums in...
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An Interview with Roy Purdy: The Dancing Mannequin Head Guy
18-year-old Roy Purdy has become somewhat of a campus sensation for his hilarious viral videos, many...
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A Judgmental Map of Boulder, CO
While most of the maps at Boulder are geographically accurate, they don’t actually show you...
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10 Ways To Know When You’re Way WAY Too High To Be In Class
Everyone in college has had at least some experience with marijuana, whether they want to or...
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Fuck It: Let’s Rank The Frats
Fuck it, let’s rank the CU frats. You ready for a wild ride, Buffs? Wooooo! Let’s fuckin’...
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Top 10 Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of the Dorms at CU
So you’ve settled into your dorm and things are going pretty swell, despite the creeping...
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CU Parents Withdraw Daughter’s Tuition After Experiencing Kappa Sig Tailgate
Mother of CU sophomore Tara Fieldings, Linda Fieldings, is refusing to pay tuition and demanding her...
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420 Map Of CU Boulder’s Best Places to Smoke
4/20 at CU Boulder used to be a world famous smoke out, with trampolines and...
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CU Boulder’s 6 Sexiest Professors
Ranking people on their looks and not their brains isn’t something you should do. Especially if...
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We’ll Tell You Your Spring 2018 Fate Based On Your Alcohol Choices
What will inevitably become your fate this semester? Will you be consumed by your desire to...