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CU Boulder
CU Skiers & Boarders Finally Able to Go Do the Thing They Pay $50,000 For
Now that it is early February and winter has finally arrived in Colorado, CU skiers and...
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CU Boulder
5 Reasons Why CU Just Like, Honestly Isn’t That Great
The University of Colorado is a fine school. The people are happy, skinny, hot, and sometimes...
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CU Boulder
5 CU Valentines For The Love Buff In Your Life
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and Buffs on a budget are scrambling to treat...
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CU Boulder
11 Things You See On Boulder Tinder That Get an Automatic Left
Let’s face it-everyone has had a Tinder at some point or another. Tinder is the millennial’s...
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CU Boulder
5 Olympic-Caliber Alternatives For The Buff Who Doesn’t Leave The Couch
Tonight marks the beginning of the Olympics- two weeks of the world’s finest athletic showmanship and...
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CU Boulder
Is This A Sword Or Just Something People Carry On The Hill?
Yesterday, students received an alert text talking about a man walking around Varsity Ponds with a...
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CU Boulder
5 Ways to Cut Boulder, Colorado
Ask 12 different people too define Boulder and you’ll get 12 very different responses. That bitter...
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CU Boulder
A Boulderite’s Guide to The Hill’s New Taco Bell Cantina
As the spring 2018 semester commenced at CU-Boulder, Buffs everywhere were stunned to learn of the...
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CU Boulder
Which CU Bathroom Are You?
Bathrooms on campus, like the CU population, are incredibly diverse. They’re either gross and white, fucking...
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CU Boulder
CU Athletics To Pay Off 60-Year-Old Shakespeareans In Next Phase Of Anti-Culture Protests
About two weeks ago, AEG Productions released tour dates for two nights of Dead and Company...
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QUIZ: We Can Guess What CU Dorm You Lived in Based on What You’re Doing this Weekend
Partying on the Hill this weekend or smoking a bong and staring at your gums in...
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A Judgmental Map of Boulder, CO
While most of the maps at Boulder are geographically accurate, they don’t actually show you...
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An Interview with Roy Purdy: The Dancing Mannequin Head Guy
18-year-old Roy Purdy has become somewhat of a campus sensation for his hilarious viral videos, many...
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10 Ways To Know When You’re Way WAY Too High To Be In Class
Everyone in college has had at least some experience with marijuana, whether they want to or...
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Fuck It: Let’s Rank The Frats
Fuck it, let’s rank the CU frats. You ready for a wild ride, Buffs? Wooooo! Let’s fuckin’...
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Top 10 Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of the Dorms at CU
So you’ve settled into your dorm and things are going pretty swell, despite the creeping...
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CU Parents Withdraw Daughter’s Tuition After Experiencing Kappa Sig Tailgate
Mother of CU sophomore Tara Fieldings, Linda Fieldings, is refusing to pay tuition and demanding her...
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420 Map Of CU Boulder’s Best Places to Smoke
4/20 at CU Boulder used to be a world famous smoke out, with trampolines and...
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CU Boulder’s 6 Sexiest Professors
Ranking people on their looks and not their brains isn’t something you should do. Especially if...
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CU Sorority Girl Who Ate At The Fat Shack Before Snorting Coke Last Night Won’t Stop Boasting About How Healthy She Is For Drinking Boulder Water
CU sorority girl Brittany Mariano of Gamma Tri Buta wants everyone to know that she is...