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CU Boulder
CU Skiers & Boarders Finally Able to Go Do the Thing They Pay $50,000 For
Now that it is early February and winter has finally arrived in Colorado, CU skiers and...
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CU Boulder
5 Reasons Why CU Just Like, Honestly Isn’t That Great
The University of Colorado is a fine school. The people are happy, skinny, hot, and sometimes...
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CU Boulder
5 CU Valentines For The Love Buff In Your Life
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and Buffs on a budget are scrambling to treat...
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CU Boulder
11 Things You See On Boulder Tinder That Get an Automatic Left
Let’s face it-everyone has had a Tinder at some point or another. Tinder is the millennial’s...
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CU Boulder
5 Olympic-Caliber Alternatives For The Buff Who Doesn’t Leave The Couch
Tonight marks the beginning of the Olympics- two weeks of the world’s finest athletic showmanship and...
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CU Boulder
Is This A Sword Or Just Something People Carry On The Hill?
Yesterday, students received an alert text talking about a man walking around Varsity Ponds with a...
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CU Boulder
5 Ways to Cut Boulder, Colorado
Ask 12 different people too define Boulder and you’ll get 12 very different responses. That bitter...
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CU Boulder
A Boulderite’s Guide to The Hill’s New Taco Bell Cantina
As the spring 2018 semester commenced at CU-Boulder, Buffs everywhere were stunned to learn of the...
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CU Boulder
Which CU Bathroom Are You?
Bathrooms on campus, like the CU population, are incredibly diverse. They’re either gross and white, fucking...
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CU Boulder
CU Athletics To Pay Off 60-Year-Old Shakespeareans In Next Phase Of Anti-Culture Protests
About two weeks ago, AEG Productions released tour dates for two nights of Dead and Company...
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QUIZ: We Can Guess What CU Dorm You Lived in Based on What You’re Doing this Weekend
Partying on the Hill this weekend or smoking a bong and staring at your gums in...
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An Interview with Roy Purdy: The Dancing Mannequin Head Guy
18-year-old Roy Purdy has become somewhat of a campus sensation for his hilarious viral videos, many...
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A Judgmental Map of Boulder, CO
While most of the maps at Boulder are geographically accurate, they don’t actually show you...
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10 Ways To Know When You’re Way WAY Too High To Be In Class
Everyone in college has had at least some experience with marijuana, whether they want to or...
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Fuck It: Let’s Rank The Frats
Fuck it, let’s rank the CU frats. You ready for a wild ride, Buffs? Wooooo! Let’s fuckin’...
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Top 10 Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of the Dorms at CU
So you’ve settled into your dorm and things are going pretty swell, despite the creeping...
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CU Parents Withdraw Daughter’s Tuition After Experiencing Kappa Sig Tailgate
Mother of CU sophomore Tara Fieldings, Linda Fieldings, is refusing to pay tuition and demanding her...
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420 Map Of CU Boulder’s Best Places to Smoke
4/20 at CU Boulder used to be a world famous smoke out, with trampolines and...
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CU Boulder’s 6 Sexiest Professors
Ranking people on their looks and not their brains isn’t something you should do. Especially if...
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We’ll Tell You Your Spring 2018 Fate Based On Your Alcohol Choices
What will inevitably become your fate this semester? Will you be consumed by your desire to...