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Delaware
Snap and Roots Raise Prices, UD Campus Experiences Collective Mental Breakdown
UD’s campus is currently going through complete and total shutdown due to both Snap Pizza and...
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Delaware
Special Report: How UDPD Plans to Handle 4/20 This Year
Blazed Blue Hens everywhere almost shit their yellow athletic shorts when they discovered 4/20 would fall...
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Delaware
A 9-Year-Old’s UD Saturday Experience: An Art Collection
We all think we’ve seen everything: hordes of drunk fucks stumbling their way down Main Street,...
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Delaware
8 Places to Take a Quick Nap Around UD
Sometimes you just need to take a nap because college is hard and there’s too many...
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Delaware
Tell Us Your UD Freshman Year Experience and We’ll Tell You Where To Live Senior Year
Whether you’ll find yourself sharing a porch with the “cool girls from B1” or still having...
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Delaware
We Asked UD Students if This was The Worst Semester Yet, and Here’s What They Had to Say
It’s an interesting phenomenon: we’ve only been back for one week after Spring break, yet we...
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Delaware
You May Have Gotten the Invitation to His Spring Formal, But I Got the Grotto’s Wristband
So he asked you to his formal. He got down on one knee and begged for...
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Delaware
ProUD Club Expanding Training to More Exotic Wildlife, UD Professors Pissed
Recent reports suggest that, much to the dismay of professors and faculty members, the Puppy Raisers...
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Delaware
Here’s What the UD Faculty Did While We Were Gone Based on Their Departments
It has been confirmed through too many bikini Instas and drunk snap stories that half of...
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Delaware
Report: YouDee’s Eggs Stolen for Easter, Feelings Hurt
This past weekend, countless children dyed and hunted for eggs thinking that they were supplied by...
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QUIZ: Which Main Street Bar Are You?
Main Street in Newark has its fair share of desperate clings to relevance for 21+...
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What’s Your Classic UD Frat Boy Personality Trait?
UD Frat Boys: If you know one you know them all, or do you? Don’t...
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Main Street Barnes & Noble Begins Accepting Human Souls In Exchange For Textbooks
You waited until the 3rd week of school to buy your textbooks, and it’s too...
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QUIZ: Where Will You Wake Up After St. Paddy’s Day at UD?
So you’ve had your St. Paddy’s day and it was filled with green beer, lots...
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Who Will You Be When The Apocalypse Hits UD?
Well, it looks like Kirkbride Jesus has been right all along. Fortunately, UD students have...
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Actual State of Delaware Breaks Off from North America, No One Notices
While the rest of the world had its eyes on a Delaware-sized iceberg breaking off the...
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The 7 Hells of Rockville Centre, NY
Rockville Centre is known across the island for our wild nightlife. We’ve all spilled into the...
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Top 10: Excuses Your Friends Give To Not Hang Out With You
It’s Friday night and you’re alone. What the hell happened to your plans? A few texts...
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5 Secrets the University of Delaware Isn’t Telling Incoming Freshmen
This fall marks the arrival of a seemingly infinitesimal amount of swarming, gregarious, and migratory imagoes...
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University of Delaware Campus Sculpture Reviews: “The Goat Statue”
Title: Nubian Goats (The Goat Statue) Artist: André Harvey Medium: Bronze cast Technique: Lost wax...