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Delaware
Spring Semester is Here, but More Importantly, Winter Session is Over
We’re just going to say it: Winter session sucks. We don’t care if you “met your...
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Delaware
7 Pretty Embarrassing Things We Know You Did Over Break, You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves
Despite being just one of many really fucking annoying things about UD, our 2-month-too-long winter break...
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Delaware
UD Student Loses Twice As Much Money As A Result of Mandatory Meal Plan
A UD Senior was forced to drop out of school on Monday, sources have reported. The...
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Delaware
UD Students Purposefully Let Pipes Burst in Hopes of (Free) Hotel Fun
Winter Session at UD is known for a lot of things: excessive consumption of alcohol, nonexistent...
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Delaware
Sure The Eagles Just Won, Here’s all the Blue Hens Who Had Shittier Athletic Careers
Every year, UD students and fans like to remind themselves that Joe Flacco, elite quarterback and...
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Delaware
7 Christmas Gifts UD Can Give Us to Make Up for This Atrocious Semester
As this painstaking semester comes to a close, spirits are at an all-time-low. So it wouldn’t...
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Delaware
6 Worst Places to Get Caught Stress Crying at UD
It’s the end of the semester and that means that everyone’s life is a dumpster...
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Delaware
UD Senior’s 15 Seconds of Fame as a Temporary Kate’s Vocalist Last Weekend
UD Senior Sammi Stinchcomb of Baltimore, Maryland took the Klondike Kate’s crowd by storm this past...
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Campus Life
Pre-Vet Freshman Blames UDairy for Recent Diabetes Diagnosis
Freshman Lilac Toselover of the University of Delaware’s Pre-Vet program has just accused the UDairy Creamery...
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Booze
Trabant, Perkins, Smith Starbucks to Obtain Liquor Licenses After Certain Online Newspaper Whined About It
Recently, The Black Sheep posted an article calling for 8 places around campus to obtain liquor...
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QUIZ: Which Main Street Bar Are You?
Main Street in Newark has its fair share of desperate clings to relevance for 21+...
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What’s Your Classic UD Frat Boy Personality Trait?
UD Frat Boys: If you know one you know them all, or do you? Don’t...
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Main Street Barnes & Noble Begins Accepting Human Souls In Exchange For Textbooks
You waited until the 3rd week of school to buy your textbooks, and it’s too...
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QUIZ: Where Will You Wake Up After St. Paddy’s Day at UD?
So you’ve had your St. Paddy’s day and it was filled with green beer, lots...
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Who Will You Be When The Apocalypse Hits UD?
Well, it looks like Kirkbride Jesus has been right all along. Fortunately, UD students have...
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Actual State of Delaware Breaks Off from North America, No One Notices
While the rest of the world had its eyes on a Delaware-sized iceberg breaking off the...
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The 7 Hells of Rockville Centre, NY
Rockville Centre is known across the island for our wild nightlife. We’ve all spilled into the...
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5 Secrets the University of Delaware Isn’t Telling Incoming Freshmen
This fall marks the arrival of a seemingly infinitesimal amount of swarming, gregarious, and migratory imagoes...
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Top 10: Excuses Your Friends Give To Not Hang Out With You
It’s Friday night and you’re alone. What the hell happened to your plans? A few texts...
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University of Delaware Campus Sculpture Reviews: “The Goat Statue”
Title: Nubian Goats (The Goat Statue) Artist: André Harvey Medium: Bronze cast Technique: Lost wax...