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Campus Life
Bondage Site Accidentally Tweets Pic Of Jack Markell Canvassing With Voters
A minor scandal broke today as popular bondage website BDSMKing.com tweeted a picture of Delaware Governor...
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Delaware
2018 Largest Class of Students Who Didn’t Get Into Their Dream School
Delaware’s incoming freshmen will be the largest class of students who didn’t get into their dream...
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Delaware
Several Children’s Lives Peak as Little League World Series Comes to a Close
Following the conclusion of the 2014 Little League World Series, sources close to the athletes involved...
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Delaware
Female Students Delighted to Have Another Thing to Worry About on UD Campus
Following news of video cameras being hidden in various women’s restrooms around the University of Delaware...
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Delaware
Incompetent Elderly Landlord Saved By Aw-Shucks Charm
Despite showing a complete inability to perform even the most basic upkeep tasks, reports indicate that...
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Delaware
Local Girl Takes Summer Vacation to Exotic Out-of-State Grocery Store
Amidst tales of luxury cruises, Instagrams of sexy nightclubs, and trips to foreign beaches, University of...
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Delaware
Top 10: Things That Happened While You Were Away
Did you know that Newark continues through time and space while you’re home for the summer?...
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Campus Life
Professors Pumped For Another Year of Leftist Indoctrination
Eagerly anticipating the chance to mold a new generation of students into mindless Leftist soldiers, Maoist...
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QUIZ: Which Main Street Bar Are You?
Main Street in Newark has its fair share of desperate clings to relevance for 21+...
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What’s Your Classic UD Frat Boy Personality Trait?
UD Frat Boys: If you know one you know them all, or do you? Don’t...
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Main Street Barnes & Noble Begins Accepting Human Souls In Exchange For Textbooks
You waited until the 3rd week of school to buy your textbooks, and it’s too...
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QUIZ: Where Will You Wake Up After St. Paddy’s Day at UD?
So you’ve had your St. Paddy’s day and it was filled with green beer, lots...
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Who Will You Be When The Apocalypse Hits UD?
Well, it looks like Kirkbride Jesus has been right all along. Fortunately, UD students have...
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Top 10: Excuses Your Friends Give To Not Hang Out With You
It’s Friday night and you’re alone. What the hell happened to your plans? A few texts...
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5 Secrets the University of Delaware Isn’t Telling Incoming Freshmen
This fall marks the arrival of a seemingly infinitesimal amount of swarming, gregarious, and migratory imagoes...
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The 7 Hells of Rockville Centre, NY
Rockville Centre is known across the island for our wild nightlife. We’ve all spilled into the...
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Actual State of Delaware Breaks Off from North America, No One Notices
While the rest of the world had its eyes on a Delaware-sized iceberg breaking off the...
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University of Delaware Campus Sculpture Reviews: “The Goat Statue”
Title: Nubian Goats (The Goat Statue) Artist: André Harvey Medium: Bronze cast Technique: Lost wax...