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Florida State University
7 Genius Spots to Hide Your “Candles” During Dorm Inspections
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: health and safety inspection season! All students living on...
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Florida State University
5 Dumpsters That are Serving Better Food than The Community Table
Now that Suwannee is undergoing renovation, you’re more or less stuck going to the Union if...
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Florida State University
Thrasher Ungrounds Greek Life, But Only if They Promise to be Good Boys and Girls
After three months of being sent to their rooms without supper, FSU’s President Thrasher has decided...
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Florida State University
Which of These Notable FSU Patrons Should You Fuck?
Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching, and before you know it, couples will be giving each other...
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Florida State University
Point/Counterpoint: Should Teams Be Allowed to Be a Little Racist When it Comes to Mascots?
The Cleveland Indians announced on Monday that they will drop Chief Wahoo from their uniforms in...
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Florida State University
Taggart-Ball News: Me & The Boys After Some BBall Against Miami
Ah, another slam dunk. Nice one, boys. The Figg dining hall is lonely today as I...
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Florida State University
Where Should You Eat Based on the Shoes You’re Wearing in the Cold?
Tallahassee’s been hit with a surprisingly persistent gust of cold weather, proving that global warming is...
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Florida State University
6 Modes of Transportation that are Safer than the S.A.F.E. Bus
Everybody knows about the campus S.A.F.E. Bus. It’s a free vehicle available for drunk and car-less...
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Florida State University
6 Places to Sob Over that STD that’s Been Lingering Since Syllabus Week
Sadly, syllabus week is long gone and your carefree frolicking has come to a bitter end....
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Campus Life
The Dos and DEFINITELY Do Nots of Seminole Futures
This Thursday, the Civic Center will be hosting its annual Seminole Futures event, where even the...
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QUIZ: Which Tallahassee Bar Are You?
You can tell a lot about a person by where they go to get drunk. Location...
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QUIZ: Which Awkward FSU Statue Are You?
There are many different statues on the campus of Florida State that not only have...
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QUIZ: Which Florida State SGA Party Are You?
With all the drama going on around the FSU SGA, it’s really important to know...
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QUIZ: What to Name the Salley Hall Cockroach You Will Unwillingly Adopt Into Your Home
Every year, Salley Hall greets the young hopefuls looking to make their mark on FSU...
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The Judgmental Map of Boca Raton
When you tell people from Boca, you usually have to follow it up with something like,...
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6 of the Most F*cked Up Things to Ever Happen at FSU
Everyone messes up sometimes. But down in Florida, messing up is usually murder or overt racism. Here...
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Judgmental Map of Fort Myers, Florida
It’s common to hear people talk shit about their hometown, especially Fort Myers. “I can’t wait...
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The Black Sheep’s Hot Sister of the Month: Trevor’s Sister
Everyone knows someone with a hot sibling, which is always weird considering they’re the same exact...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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The 10 Most Outrageous Classes Offered at FSU
Make the most of your undergraduate years at Florida State by taking the most fun...