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Florida
A Judgmental Map of UF’s Frat Row
Here’s what’s left of the University of Florida’s Frat Row, and freshmen dweebs everywhere are scrambling...
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Florida
How to Quickly Move Out of Your Shitty UF Dorm for the Summer
At this point in the semester everyone is beyond done with their shit. Literally no one...
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Florida
6 Places to Take Your Final Exam (and Fucking Leave it There)
It’s that time of year, Gators! Finals week…a.k.a. the one week you can cry, and make...
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Florida
Can You Score Some Weed From a UF Professor?
Stoners everywhere rejoice! You want to smoke now, but, unfortunately, you got too high last night...
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Florida
7 Lies Gators Tell Themselves to Get Through the Day
It’s hard out in Gainesville for a stressed-out Gator. Sometimes, you just don’t have the willpower...
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Florida
The Definitive Ranking of Midtown Bathrooms
Not all Midtown bars’ bathrooms are created equal, and it’s about time these inequalities are brought...
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Florida
UF Spring Football Game Just an Excuse to Tailgate
Since morale on campus has been low the Gator Athletics Department allowed the football team played its...
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Florida
UF Student Convinces Parents to Pay for a Summer of ‘Dicking Around’ Abroad
UF sophomore Breanne Miller has successfully convinced her parents, Chad and Karen, to pay for her...
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Florida
How to Call D!BS Without Sounding Like a Complete Asshole
At some point in every Gator’s life comes the time to awkwardly interrupt a group of...
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Florida
Lol Which UF Rumor Are You Falling For?
From whether or not Dennis will return, to President Fuchs’ yearly April Fool’s pranks, to the...
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Quiz: Are You Living In A Pinterest Dorm or the Dumpster Behind Balls?
Everyone knows that college living isn’t the most ideal of situations. Some students may try out...
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How to Feed Your Caffeine Addiction Now that the Reitz Starbucks is Dead
Since shutting down the Reitz Union Starbucks students may be wondering how they can get their...
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The Judgmental Map of Boca Raton
When you tell people from Boca, you usually have to follow it up with something like,...
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TEP and Phi Tau Thrilled to Announce Their Engagement!
The Black Sheep is happy to announce the engagement of Phi Kappa Tau and Tau Epsilon...
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The 5 Hottest Hazing Trends of 2017 UF Fraternity Rush Week
There are very few things in this world more fragile than the male ego. Eggshells? Maybe. Tissue...
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Judgmental Map of Fort Myers, Florida
It’s common to hear people talk shit about their hometown, especially Fort Myers. “I can’t wait...
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A Judgmental Map of Gainesville, Florida
While most students know how to navigate the various Gainesville streets, many maps surrounding University of Florida...
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Quick! Rush These 6 UF Fraternities While You Still Can
Are you looking to rush this spring? Are you ready to make lifelong friendships that don’t...
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Fuck it, Let’s Rank the UF Frats!
Greek life is adamant that tiers don’t exist, so we’re gonna show them that they do....
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7 Tips and Tricks UF Definitely Won’t Tell You at Preview
Congrats tiny Gators, you made it. Now that you’re all in, it’s time to think like...