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Grand Valley State
7 Ways to Guarantee Your SVSU Friend Enjoys Their Visit to GVSU
If for some godforsaken reason you’re friends with a Cardnasty from SVSU, chances are you don’t...
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Grand Valley State
6 Signs You’re Homesick for Allendale Over Spring Break
For spring break, many of us head off to tropical locations to get wasted on a...
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10 GVSU Landscapes that Prove Non-Art Majors Should Not Attempt Art
After a couple of meltdowns during Midterm week, some stress relief coloring is necessary. That being...
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Grand Valley State
6 Candidates That Might Measure Up as T. Haas’ Replacement
That’s right, Lakers: our beloved T. Haas is retiring and leaving us come summer of 2019....
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Grand Valley State
Where Should You Go for Spring Break Based on Your GV Major
The one week of the winter semester that GV students have been looking forward to since...
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Grand Valley State
5 Best Places to Drop on a GVSU Fortnite Map
Fortnite is a free survival combat game available on the PlayStation Store. Due to the release...
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Grand Valley State
8 Safest Places to Hide at GVSU In Case Trump Starts a Nuclear War
Lately, President Trump has been off his rocker, mocking North Korea’s leader and claiming that “his...
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Grand Valley State
QUIZ: Which GVSU Campus Dining Location Should Fuel Your Drunken Frenzy Tonight?
Alright Lakers, we’ve all been there; it’s almost Spring Break, so what are you gonna do?...
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Grand Valley State
Top 5 Craziest Snow Piles at GVSU in Case You Missed Them
Though this patch of warm weather’s been nice (yes, 35° is considered nice), we sure are...
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Top 10 Worst Things to Do With Your GVSU Email
Grand Valley State provides students access to a heavily filtered and monitored email for educational and...
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Which GV Landmark Best Describes Your Life After Graduation?
The landmarks at Grand Valley are notable for their unique features and stories. For man-made structures,...
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Quiz: What’s Baking This Summer, Cookies or You?
Now that summer is in full swing, it’s time for everyone’s favorite pastime: baking! What better...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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Spongebob Quotes to Say During Sex
There’s something about SpongeBob that we students at GVSU cannot get enough of. Whether it’s...
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Rectal Alcohol Consumption Gives Way To Anal-Vaping Techniques
Current trends of consuming alcohol have shown that many college-aged students have taken to consuming...
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QUIZ: Where You Should Live In Athens Next Year
It’s getting to be that time of year, the time of year when Athens real...
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GVSU Experiences the Bare-Booty Breakout
At Grand Valley, a full moon lasts all day. It’s said that a full moon...
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Top 10 Things Students Hate About GVSU
Of course Grand Valley isn’t all bad! There are a butt-load of reasons to attend...
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Venn Diagram: GVSU Campus in the Fall vs Winter
Remember back in October when the leaves were just starting to change colors and the air was...
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Feed the Meters for They Are Our Friends
GVSU has adopted a new method of paying for parking. Download the new phone app and...