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Illinois State
Illinois State Senior Reportedly Feels ‘All Better’ After Leaving University Scathing Yelp Review
Illinois State University senior Erik Hendrix reportedly felt “all better about the shit [he]’s been through...
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Illinois State
Here’s What You Missed from Beer Day this Year
This past Saturday, degenerates all over gathered to celebrate one of the best days ISU has...
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Illinois State
6 Ways to Flex All 6 of the Flex Dollars You Have Left for the Semester
The end of the semester is creeping up on us as fast as stealthy as a...
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Illinois State
Bartender of the Week: Erica from Chasers
Name: Erica Simios Instagram Handle: @erica_simios Bar: Chasers Relationship Status: Taken Major: Finance & Marketing-Professional Sales...
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Illinois State
5 Ways to Navigate Your Way Through Daddios’ Annoying Crowd
Ah, Daddios, the place where girls with daddy issues and future problemed fathers frequent enough to...
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Illinois State
6 Things to Do Instead of Wasting Away in Milner Next Week
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: finals season! Ya know, the only time during...
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Illinois State
6 BloNo Spots That Turn to the Townies Once Summer Hits
It’s the end of April which means townies are getting extra anxious as the end of...
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Illinois State
5 of the Best Places to Drop if ISU Were a Fortnite Map
It isn’t some new drug, or new way of shoving a funnel inside of you with...
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Illinois State
What Does Your Lodge Darty Outfit Says About You?
The weather is finally starting to get warmer on Illinois State’s Campus (well, kinda…) which means...
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Illinois State
Top 10 Places to Smoke Weed at ISU
Kush. Ganja. Devil’s Lettuce. Oregano! (…mom??) whatever you call it, you have probably come across the...
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Which Blo-No Street Should You be Living on Next Year?
The midpoint of fall semester–when restless students begin to feel dissatisfied with their once-adequate living arrangements...
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BREAKING NEWS: Tom Skilling Admitted to Chicago Psychiatric Ward
CHICAGO, IL – After an episodic scene last night during a regularly scheduled weather report from...
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A Judgmental Map of Ottawa, IL
Anyone from Ottawa knows we’ve got a love-hate relationship with our town that’s-not-really-a-suburb-eh-fuck-it-just-say-Starved-Rock. We’ll gloss poetically...
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A Judgmental Map of ISU
Directions are hard. So is college. Thankfully, The Black Sheep made both of these a little...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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9 Goose Memes That Shouldn’t Exist but It’s 2018 so Who Cares
Remember when it was like, 2013? When memes were actually well thought out? Well it’s not...
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ISU’s Freshmen Guide to Dropping a Deuce on Campus
Your first year at a new school is tough. You have to juggle looking for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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6 Worst Places to Put Your Weiner on ISU’s Campus
Here on ISU’s campus, the hormones are so thick you could cut them with a wet...
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What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?
Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...