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Illinois State
Bartender of the Week: DT from Pub II
Name: DT Bar: Pub II Relationship Status: Available Favorite Drink: Rumple Minze Favorite Shot: Rumple Minze...
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Illinois State
What Donald Trump Would Tweet If He Visited ISU
Donald Trump and Twitter seem to go hand and hand. Whether it’s because one of your...
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Illinois State
6 Days that Should Be Official ISU Drinking Holidays
If there’s one thing we love to do here, it’s drink. Our love for booze really...
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Illinois State
Bartender of the Week: Chasers’ Miro
Name: Miro Instagram Handle: @hunchomiro Bar: Chasers Relationship Status: Single Major: Marketing / Professional Sales Favorite...
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Illinois State
Which ISU Majors Throw the Shittiest Parties?
You wake up in the morning, your head feeling worse than the soulless dining center workers....
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Illinois State
Top 10 Ways to Have Fun in the Snow In Uhhhh…April
Are you cold? Are you also already bored by the thought of going to class? Good,...
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Illinois State
ISU Junior to Take All Gen. Eds Next Semester After Missing 8 a.m. Registration
ISU junior Shelby Morris, who as last spotted at Pub on Wednesday, woke up at 9:30...
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Illinois State
We Ranked These ISU Frats Based Their Gross Bathrooms
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Unless you’re in a frat house. These places are...
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Illinois State
5 Things You Can Do with the Shit People Hand You on the Quad
It’s bad enough we have to walk across campus on our tired lil legs, but we...
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Illinois State
6 Things to Try and Swipe While You’re at an ISU Bar
We all know that person. The person who just can’t keep their hands off of the...
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Which Blo-No Street Should You be Living on Next Year?
The midpoint of fall semester–when restless students begin to feel dissatisfied with their once-adequate living arrangements...
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BREAKING NEWS: Tom Skilling Admitted to Chicago Psychiatric Ward
CHICAGO, IL – After an episodic scene last night during a regularly scheduled weather report from...
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A Judgmental Map of Ottawa, IL
Anyone from Ottawa knows we’ve got a love-hate relationship with our town that’s-not-really-a-suburb-eh-fuck-it-just-say-Starved-Rock. We’ll gloss poetically...
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A Judgmental Map of ISU
Directions are hard. So is college. Thankfully, The Black Sheep made both of these a little...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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ISU’s Freshmen Guide to Dropping a Deuce on Campus
Your first year at a new school is tough. You have to juggle looking for...
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9 Goose Memes That Shouldn’t Exist but It’s 2018 so Who Cares
Remember when it was like, 2013? When memes were actually well thought out? Well it’s not...
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6 Worst Places to Put Your Weiner on ISU’s Campus
Here on ISU’s campus, the hormones are so thick you could cut them with a wet...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?
Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...