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Illinois State
Student Loses it When Nobody Says ”God Bless You”
Last Thursday an 8 a.m. lecture was brought to a screeching halt after junior crop and...
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Illinois State
And On the Fourth Day He Got Hammered Again
After another successful Easter resurrection, Jesus Christ, acclaimed savior of the world and protagonist of the...
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Illinois State
Reggie Redbird Arrested in ‘Egg-Citing’ Bar Brawl
Reggie Redbird, Bradley’s Kaboom! and the Easter Bunny were arrested early Easter morning at the Pub...
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Illinois State
Top 10 Places to Hide Easter Eggs at ISU
With the bipolar spring weather comes everyone’s eighth favorite holiday. What better way to celebrate the...
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Illinois State
Jesus’ Bicentennial Review of ISU
Jesus is hella busy, but the dude manages to come back from time-to-time, mainly to make...
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Campus Life
Parents Send Freshman’s Care Package to Wrong ISU
Illinois State freshman Kacey Roberts’ parcel will never arrive at Watterson Towers. Unbeknownst to her parents,...
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Campus Life
Top 10 Reasons My Mom Says People Make Fun of ISU
We’ve all heard the criticism. No matter how much better we are than every other school...
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Campus Life
The Great Thaw
It’s a rare time here on the Illinois State campus. It’s time for the animals to...
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Booze
The 5 People You’ll Meet at Blo-No Bars
If you frequent the Blo-No bars and think “Am I running into the same people over...
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Campus Life
How to Prepare for Spring Break
When it comes to spring break, one can never be too prepared. The months prior are...
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Which Blo-No Street Should You be Living on Next Year?
The midpoint of fall semester–when restless students begin to feel dissatisfied with their once-adequate living arrangements...
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BREAKING NEWS: Tom Skilling Admitted to Chicago Psychiatric Ward
CHICAGO, IL – After an episodic scene last night during a regularly scheduled weather report from...
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A Judgmental Map of Ottawa, IL
Anyone from Ottawa knows we’ve got a love-hate relationship with our town that’s-not-really-a-suburb-eh-fuck-it-just-say-Starved-Rock. We’ll gloss poetically...
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A Judgmental Map of ISU
Directions are hard. So is college. Thankfully, The Black Sheep made both of these a little...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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9 Goose Memes That Shouldn’t Exist but It’s 2018 so Who Cares
Remember when it was like, 2013? When memes were actually well thought out? Well it’s not...
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ISU’s Freshmen Guide to Dropping a Deuce on Campus
Your first year at a new school is tough. You have to juggle looking for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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6 Worst Places to Put Your Weiner on ISU’s Campus
Here on ISU’s campus, the hormones are so thick you could cut them with a wet...
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What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?
Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...