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Booze
Drunk ISU Freshman Almost Drowns in Ice Bucket Challenge Mishap
After weeks (but what feels like months) of Facebook friends dumping freezing water on their heads...
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Campus Life
Elderly Bible-Pushers Find a New Way to Recruit
Throughout the year, various religious groups visit Illinois State to spread the word of God, try...
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Campus Life
Teaching Products of the Past to Use Products of the Future
Whether it’s your teacher who’s too dumb to use the smart board or one of your...
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Campus Life
McCormick Rec. Center Beefcake Completely Botches Facebook Profile Picture
Vinnie “The Vibe” Giannopoulos totally screwed the pooch this time. Like some sort of technology-challenged buffoon,...
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Illinois State
ISU’s Newest Course to Blow More Than Minds
The newest class available at ISU is all about sexual freeness. ISU President Larry Dietz said...
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Illinois State
Super Senior Returns to ISU with No Regrets
In his four years here at Illinois State, Joe Hamilton has been known as “Big Man...
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Campus Life
Top 10: Cures for the Back-to-ISU Blues
Everything is returning to Normal, not that that’s a good thing. Have no fear, here’s ten...
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Illinois State
ISU Senior’s Coolness Fails to Reach Younger Classes
Most famous for his Indiana Jones party back in 2008 where he got everyone to smoke...
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Illinois State
Self-Proclaimed Lady Killer: Welcome to the “Real” Bone Student Center
“I had my fair share of hookups at a number of high school basement parties, but...
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Illinois State
Larry Dietz’s Exclusive Office Tour
There are few figures on campus as intriguing and enigmatic as President Larry Dietz. Thanks to...
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Which Blo-No Street Should You be Living on Next Year?
The midpoint of fall semester–when restless students begin to feel dissatisfied with their once-adequate living arrangements...
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BREAKING NEWS: Tom Skilling Admitted to Chicago Psychiatric Ward
CHICAGO, IL – After an episodic scene last night during a regularly scheduled weather report from...
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A Judgmental Map of Ottawa, IL
Anyone from Ottawa knows we’ve got a love-hate relationship with our town that’s-not-really-a-suburb-eh-fuck-it-just-say-Starved-Rock. We’ll gloss poetically...
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A Judgmental Map of ISU
Directions are hard. So is college. Thankfully, The Black Sheep made both of these a little...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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ISU’s Freshmen Guide to Dropping a Deuce on Campus
Your first year at a new school is tough. You have to juggle looking for...
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9 Goose Memes That Shouldn’t Exist but It’s 2018 so Who Cares
Remember when it was like, 2013? When memes were actually well thought out? Well it’s not...
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6 Worst Places to Put Your Weiner on ISU’s Campus
Here on ISU’s campus, the hormones are so thick you could cut them with a wet...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?
Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...