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Illinois
6 Ways To Make Your Little’s Birthday Bar Crawl All About Yourself
How dare your sorority sisters plan an entire birthday bar crawl for your little? It doesn’t...
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Illinois
True Life: I’m a Dickhead Carder, But I Wasn’t Always Like This
My name is Chadwick Freemont, and I’m a carder at Red Lion. Yeah, I already know...
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Illinois
Top House Bro Reclaims Virginity After Logging 1,000 Hours in Fortnite
In his own words, Wade Crowder was “destined to be a frat star.” With four years...
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Illinois
5th Year Senior Finds Calling as Ice Dancer After Taking KIN 104
Most of UIUC students know of KIN 104 as that blow-off ice skating class that seniors...
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Illinois
QUIZ: So What’s Your Excuse For Not Completing Your Rail Card?
Excuses, excuses! If you can’t drink 48 beers over the course of a semester or two,...
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Illinois
Opinion: I Should Have A Job Offer By Now Even Though I Haven’t Applied For Any
With less than a month left at U of I, I’m constantly bombarded, no, interrogated, with...
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Illinois
The E-Juice is Loose: Why I’ll Continue to Vape in Campus Libraries
Several weeks ago, the Undergraduate Library took to Twitter to infringe on our liberties as both...
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Illinois
The Top 5 People You Make Awkward Eye Contact With When You Walk Past Legends
On your way down Green, you peek into Legends’ windows and never fail to make awkward...
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Illinois
Op-Ed: Don’t Swipe Right on Uggos Just for Cardi B
College students nationwide are participating in a Tinder swipe off to win a free Cardi B...
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Illinois
Should You Abandon Your Mom at the Craft Show to Go Drink?
There are only two things to do with your mom on Moms Weekend: take laps around...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Bartender of the Week: Joseph from KAM’s
Name: Joseph Scheri Instagram Handle: joseph_scheri Bar: KAM’s Relationship Status: Married to my doggo. Major: To...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...