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Frat Star Falls into Depression After Beer Bonging Alone All Summer
It’s already been a long summer for Lambda Sigma Alpha member, and beer-bong specialist, Dylan Francis....
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7 Ways For Underagers to Cope in a Town with 21+ Bars
Leaving your newfound independence and returning home to live with your parents for the summer can...
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Bartender of the Week: Olivia from KAM’S
Name: Olivia Harmon Instagram Handle: @livvih Bar: KAM’S Relationship Status: Single Major: Anthropology Favorite Drink: Leinenkugel...
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6 Old Flames You’ve Probably Already DM’ed on Summer Break
Welp, you’re stranded in Naperville for the summer without an internship or any top-house FWBs, but...
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How to Order a Natty Light at a Five-Star Restaurant With Your Parents
Adjusting back to home life can be tough. Suddenly there’s clean dishes and the sweet-smelling air...
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PCP: Does Living in C-U Over Summer Actually Suck That Bad?
Champaign-Urbana is a quaint metropolitan area for undergrads escaping a mediocre home life. The question is,...
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Parents of UIUC Graduate Surprise Them With New Divorce
From cars and money to new watches, it’s common for graduates to be showered with gifts...
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Op-Ed: Actually I’m Happy to Graduate and Return to Work at the Naperville Public Pool, It’s A Good Thing
In just a mere few days, I will finally be receiving my bachelor’s degree in communications,...
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Bartender of The Week: Danny from The Red Lion
Name: Danny Lanman Instagram Handle: @dannylanman1 Bar: The Red Lion Relationship Status: Wouldn’t you like to...
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Should You Go on The Illini Pedal Tour?
If you’ve seen women shrieking and men grunting, you’re either at Red Lion or have just...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Recipe for Disaster: Extra Deep Dish Pizza
Nothing warms the heart in this weather more than a deep dish pizza. This might not...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...