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Illinois
8 Steps To Getting Laid, Since You Were Too Much Of A Loser To Get Into A Frat
Nobody wanted to offer you a bid after you puked your guts out at the foam...
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Illinois
With Altgeld Renovations Complete, Bell Tower Will Now Only Play ‘Lo-Fi Chill Hip Hop Beats To Study/Relax To’
You may have noticed that the sounds of “Lo-Fi Chill Hip Hop Beats To Study/Relax To”...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Val from Illini Inn
Name: Val Elser Instagram Handle: @valsyourpal10 Bar: Illini Inn Relationship Status: Single and ready to cuff...
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Illinois
UIUC Students On Goth Bar Crawl Ice Out Their Drinks, I Guess Or Whatever
UIUC student’s Tim Duffy, Carl Wertz, and Jenna Rubin participated in a less-than enthusiastic ice out...
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Illinois
Report: One Night Stand With Psychology Major Not Even That Kinky
The stigma that all every psychology major is a nymphomaniac was debunked this weekend. At least,...
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Illinois
Daddy Of The Week: Nick From Psi Upsilon
Name: Nick Ferguson Twitter Handle: @nick_ferguson9 Major: Advertising Relationship Status: Single Fraternity: Psi Upsilon Boxers or briefs?: Briefs...
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Illinois
Super Badass Freshman Reveals To ACE-IT Facilitator That He Doesn’t Count His Shots
UIUC freshman and self-proclaimed heavyweight drinker, Tucker Morgan, just completed his ACE-IT Workshop, surrounded by freakin’...
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Illinois
6 Questions We Have For The Freshman Girls Over-Decorating Their Dorms
Walking into a dorm room, some people just see it as it is: a dorm room....
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Kajsa From Kam’s
Name: Kajsa Chen Instagram Handle: @kajsaelaine Bar: KAM’S Relationship Status: Single Major: Bioengineering Favorite Drink: Vodka...
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Illinois
The Vacuum Store Has Got To Be A Front For Something
That vacuum store is sketchy, and gut instincts are usually right. Who in their right mind...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...