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Illinois
UIUC Students Pitch Idea For ‘Medical Tobacco’ In Light Of Ban
Chancellor Robert Jones recently served up a devastating email banning Juuls on campus, and students all...
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Illinois
UIUC Anthropology Student Tells Tinder Date, ‘If You Use A Cultural Lens, My Dick Is, In Fact, Quite Large’
Liberal arts majors took another loss last Saturday, as UIUC student Kevin Durst flubbed his third...
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Illinois
UIUC Sorority Girl Poops Out Whole Pumpkin After Tweeting About How Ready She Is To Get Spooky
Kayla Rhodes, Kappa Kappa Alpha sister, started expressing her need to get spooky way back in...
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Illinois
Sorority Girl Claims To Be Tinder Brand Ambassador On Resume, Is Actually Just Kind Of A Hoe
UIUC senior and sister of Chi Alpha Nu, Traci McFadden, was looking to give her resume...
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Illinois
Daddy Of The Week: Anthony From Delta Chi
Name: Anthony Haloulos Twitter Handle: ahaloulos Major: Geography Relationship Status: Single Fraternity: Delta Chi Boxers or briefs?: Boxers...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Dylan From Murphy’s
Name: Dylan Williams Instagram Handle: @dylanwilliams375 Bar: Murphy’s Relationship Status: Single Major: Economics Favorite Drink: Whiskey...
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Illinois
Bartender Of The Week: Vinny From Legends
Name: Vinny Lai Instagram handle: N/A Bar: Legends Relationship status: Single Major: Kinesiology Favorite drink: White...
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Illinois
Two Sorority Girls Reportedly Trapped In Red Lion Bathroom, Stuck In Loop Of Endlessly Complimenting Each Other
This past Monday night at The Red Lion sorority girls, Jessica Higgins from Alpha Omega Phi,...
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Illinois
7 Ways To Rebel Against The New JUUL Ban
Although the war on Juuls is ongoing, nothing seems to be stopping us resilient college students...
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Illinois
Frat Guy Gets Septum Pierced After Attending First Urbana House Party
After attending his first Urbana house party, Delta Rho brother, Brad Hill, experienced a complete personal...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: A Shot to the Dart
A game of darts is a great game to play at a bar, or your friend’s...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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9 SpongeBob Characters That Can Totally Win Joe’s Bikini Battle
The annual Joe’s Brewery Bikini Battle is finally upon us! It’s finally acceptable for our student body...
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6 Of The Most F*cked Up Things That ACTUALLY HAPPENED At UIUC
UIUC has faced many challenges over the years, mostly at the hands of the students. However,...
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QUIZ: Which Gloomy Photo of the Armory Are You Based On Your Traumatic Childhood?
You wondered why your drunk dick appointment’s most recent Instagram post was captioned “just out here...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...