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Campus Life
Nervous Nick Finally Has Warm Weather to Blame for Sweat Stains Again
URBANA — Talking to reporters outside of Allen Hall, freshman Nick Nelson said he was happy...
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Campus Life
Papa D’s Proudly Believes It Ran Papa Del’s Out of Town
CHAMPAIGN — Papa D’s owner Jimmy Gongola was seen fist-bumping employees and customers alike this past...
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Campus Life
Top 10 Places an Apathetic I-Guide Will Take You on Your Campus Visit
Ah, you smell that? No, not the recently liberated grass on the Quad. We mean the...
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Campus Life
Report: Sigma Chi Sand Volleyball Court Actually Giant Litter Box
With the snow slowly melting off the University of Illinois campus, students have been noticing a...
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Campus Life
English Students ”Totally Psyched” for High-Tech Renovation
University of Illinois’ administration has decided to upgrade the dated English Building, putting it on par...
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Illinois
McKinley to Install State of the Art Diagnosis D.A.R.T. Board
URBANA – Following a record number of strep throat cases gone awry after an unsurprisingly freezing...
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Campus Life
Looming Immediacy of Adulthood Begins Slowly Crushing Unaware Senior
CHAMPAIGN – After waiting six months for the opportune moment to begin its descent, a high-pressured...
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Campus Life
The Silence of The KAM’s
This is the recovered synopsis of the award-winning psychological thriller The Silence of The KAM’s. Warning!...
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Campus Life
List of Inventions from Engineering Open House
The “Engineering Open House,” or EOH, takes place the weekend of the 7th and 8th after...
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Booze
Stupid Freshman Doesn’t Realize Unofficial Is before St. Patrick’s Day
Friday, March 6 was a day like any other for freshman Mikey Green. He woke up...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...