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Illinois
Which Bar Are You Going To Tonight?
So, we heard you feel like going out tonight? No matter how you’re feeling, our staff...
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Illinois
Freshman Confuses ICES Forms for ISIS Recruitment
For students at UIUC, the final day of classes is celebrated as not only a day...
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Illinois
Top 10: Presents UIUC Needs
Thinking up gift ideas for a loved one can be difficult, especially for someone who already...
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Illinois
How to Study at the UGL Like a Freakin’ Boss
Everyone at the University of Illinois knows that finals week is essentially hell week, and the...
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Illinois
A Visit from the Chief
‘Twas the night before finals, when all through the dorms, All the students were cramming, which was...
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Illinois
The Libraries Drinking Game
With finals finally here, we know you’ll hole up in your favorite book palace for a...
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Illinois
The Madlib: Explaining to Your Parents How Your Professor Screwed You
Hey Mom and Pop, I know that I failed, but my professor screwed me. It’s...
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Illinois
TBS Pro Tips: What to Do When Stumped by an Exam Question
Oh no! It’s here! That dreaded trick question that’s been stumping you for at least half...
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Illinois
Adderall-Experimenting Student’s Room Spotless Before Final Exam
CHAMPAIGN – At approximately 4:36 a.m., freshman Six Pack resident Danny Halpert’s dorm room is looking...
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Illinois
Depressed Robert Easter Recaptured on U of I Campus
URBANA – Just weeks after announcing his successor as the president of the University of Illinois,...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Top 10: Best Replacement Classes at UIUC
While you may have thought 18 credits this semester was a good idea last spring, at...
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Recipe for Disaster: Extra Deep Dish Pizza
Nothing warms the heart in this weather more than a deep dish pizza. This might not...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...