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Campus Life
Nervous Nick Finally Has Warm Weather to Blame for Sweat Stains Again
URBANA — Talking to reporters outside of Allen Hall, freshman Nick Nelson said he was happy...
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Campus Life
Papa D’s Proudly Believes It Ran Papa Del’s Out of Town
CHAMPAIGN — Papa D’s owner Jimmy Gongola was seen fist-bumping employees and customers alike this past...
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Campus Life
Top 10 Places an Apathetic I-Guide Will Take You on Your Campus Visit
Ah, you smell that? No, not the recently liberated grass on the Quad. We mean the...
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Campus Life
Report: Sigma Chi Sand Volleyball Court Actually Giant Litter Box
With the snow slowly melting off the University of Illinois campus, students have been noticing a...
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Campus Life
English Students ”Totally Psyched” for High-Tech Renovation
University of Illinois’ administration has decided to upgrade the dated English Building, putting it on par...
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Illinois
McKinley to Install State of the Art Diagnosis D.A.R.T. Board
URBANA – Following a record number of strep throat cases gone awry after an unsurprisingly freezing...
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Campus Life
Looming Immediacy of Adulthood Begins Slowly Crushing Unaware Senior
CHAMPAIGN – After waiting six months for the opportune moment to begin its descent, a high-pressured...
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Campus Life
The Silence of The KAM’s
This is the recovered synopsis of the award-winning psychological thriller The Silence of The KAM’s. Warning!...
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Campus Life
List of Inventions from Engineering Open House
The “Engineering Open House,” or EOH, takes place the weekend of the 7th and 8th after...
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Booze
Stupid Freshman Doesn’t Realize Unofficial Is before St. Patrick’s Day
Friday, March 6 was a day like any other for freshman Mikey Green. He woke up...
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We Turned Your Hot TA’s Moodle Updates Into ASMR
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR, is a relatively unknown scientific phenomenon, which refers to complete...
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What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one...
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University of Illinois Elects Notable Alum Hugh Hefner as New President
The impending retirement of President Robert Easter has forced the UIUC Board of Directors to search...
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How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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6 Creative Ways To Tie Yourself Up on The CUMTD
The CUMTD is more than just your average public bus service. UIUC is blessed with a...
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Top 7 Bathrooms On U of I’s Campus For DIY Glory Holes
There’s nothing like DIY glory holes to spice up your academic-oriented life. Is it legal? Probably...
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Booze Review: Bud Light Lime
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you limes? You...
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Drinking Game: Space Jam
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam (down some beers) now, we got a real jam...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One To Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT EssayPro is professional essay writing service made up of 400 professional essay writers that makes students’...
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Venn Diagram: Greek Life vs ABC Family’s “Greek”
It’s been a while since any of us tuned into ABC Family, but don’t pretend...
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Quad Day, The Black Sheep Style [VIDEO]
We hit up Illinois’ Quad Day to see what’s happening this school year. Oh, and...
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What Do Illini Regret This Year? [VIDEO]
Now that the year is almost over, we decided to hit the streets and ask...
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We Interview Moms on Moms Weekend [Video]
Moms Weekend came and went, just like your dad. We went out to ask questions...
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Unofficial Interviews [VIDEO]
The Black Sheep hits the mean streets of Champaign to see what our fellow Illini...