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Iowa
I Found My Estranged Father But I Still Can’t Fucking Find A Parking Spot Downtown
After years of searching, I finally located my estranged father, Carl. I may have found my...
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Iowa
5 UI Bike Signals That Are Just Pretentious Literary References
In Iowa City, we love our bikers — but we may not entirely understand them. If...
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Iowa
I Will Seduce The Princeton Review’s CEO Until Iowa Is A Ranked Party School Again
I woke up last week to a notification from The Daily Iowan that said The University...
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Iowa
Hey Loser, Here’s The Important Stuff You Missed While You Were Busy Making Unoriginal Cactus 3 Jokes On Twitter
We get it. Cactus 3 opened. A third Cactus restaurant, adding to the two that had...
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Iowa
How To Avoid The Freshman 15 By Reverse Cowgirl-ing The F’Real Milkshake Machine Every Night
Now that I am a junior at the University of Iowa, I find that as I...
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Iowa
5 Way Zoomed-In Pictures Of Toes That’ll Get Those UI Student Orgs To Stop Sending Emails
This time of year, we all know how it feels to have our inbox flooded with...
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Iowa
Mom Assembling Care Package Of Scotcharoos For Daughter Apparently Unaware That Cash Exists
Three weeks into fall semester and Carol Haskins, 49-year-old mother of University of Iowa sophomore Zoe...
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Iowa
Iowa Avenue Sidewalks Now Blocked Off With Signs That Just Say ‘Fuck You’
The familiar, orange and white construction signs along Iowa Avenue that once read ‘Sidewalk Closed’ now...
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Iowa
5 Reasons Why We Are All The Bird From Iowa City’s Newest Mural
Downtown Iowa City has a beautiful new mural! Located across the street from the historic Englert...
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Iowa
Swoon! My Tinder Match Held Me By The Ankles And Dangled Me Two Feet Off The Ground Just Like The Pheasant Carcass On His Profile!
Last weekend, after slurping four lemon-ginger antioxidant shots and a quarter pound of Wagyu beef, I...
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QUIZ: Why Don’t You Have a Summer Job Yet?
Hey, can you come downstairs for a minute? We just wanna chat. ...
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The 7 Hells of Wales, WI
Wales is a tiny little town in the middle of Wisconsin. If you were to...
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7 Reasons Why Lake Macbride Should Become a European Style Nude Resort
While Iowa City and surrounding areas certainly have a unique charm, there is no denying...
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A Judgmental Map of Iowa City
It’s the start of a new year and new students are trying to learn the ins...
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15 Things Only People from Iowa City Think are Normal
Iowa City is a mystery to much of the country. Somehow, a bunch of reckless kids...
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Fuck It! Let’s Rank UIowa Sororities!
Greek life is a cornerstone of University of Iowa campus culture. Women of all walks of...
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Iowa Sophomore Signs Lease to Live in IMU Rest Nest
On November 9, 2017, Iowa sophomore Stefanie Kane was the first person to sign an official...
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Iowa City Reminds Students that New Ped Mall Art Piece is Not For Hot Swing Sex
Last month, the Iowa City Downtown District installed a beautiful structure in the Pedestrian Mall featuring...
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5 Haunted Places in Iowa City That’ll Make You Spill Your Beer
After a while, it’s easy to feel like a college town is being haunted by...
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5 Iowa City Smells We All Know and Hate
Here in good ol’ IC, the continuous, season-transitioning breeze is responsible for many things: ripping headphones...