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‘My Ma And Grandma Were Both Members, So That Makes Me Like, A Triple Legacy,’ Says Sorority’s House Boy
Baton Rouge, LA– Louisiana State University freshman Aaron White, seeking to wear his mothers’ letters, took...
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Sign The Petition To Release Mike VII Into The Pacific Ocean With Coach O In A Lifeboat Just Like In Life Of Pi
Last week 35,000 people signed a petition advocating for LSU to release Mike the tiger and...
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BREAKING: LSU Sororities Under Investigation For Disguising Themselves As ‘Barns Full Of Cookie-Cutter Cattle’
Baton Rouge, LA– Earlier this week LSU junior Lyle Richoux reported that 289 cattle have been wearing...
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6 Access Codes That Cost Just As Much As Yeezy Boost 700s
You’re in college, obviously broke, but still investing in it in hopes of maybe making something...
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5 Things To Yell At Freshmen On The Quad & They’re Just Quotes From Shrek
Returning to the visible humidity of Baton Rouge doesn’t compare to the pubescent paw point mines...
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8 Ways to Tell Your Summer Hookup it’s a No Strings Attached Kinda Thing, and They’re All Songs From NSYNC’s 2002 Album ‘No Strings Attached’
Everything was smooth sailing with your summer hookup until he invited you to lunch with his...
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What Should You Wear to Your Summer Class Since Chad Said You Can’t Take Anymore of His Frat Shirts?
You have 20 minutes until your 10 a.m. class, and Chad is being a greedy muh’fucka....
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6 Things To Invest In Now That TOPS Is Saved, and You’re Not Too Broke
Up until this past Sunday, lawmakers were making it very appealing to put a “Roll Tide”...
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7 Things More Pleasurable Than A Lecture From Your Parents
For the past few weeks you’ve been treated as somewhat of a visiting out of state...
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LSU Slang as Defined by Urban Dictionary
A team of esteemed urbane intellectuals have compiled 6 terms that ring true to thee, LSU....
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What LSU Dorm Did You Live in Based on Your Mardi Gras Routine?
The season is changing—the temperature is rising, the hangovers are getting more frequent, and your GPA...
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The Hardest LSU Trivia Test You’ll Ever Take
Think you know everything there is to know about LSU? Think again, bitch. Take this quiz...
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The Judgemental Map of New Orleans
If you’ve ever been to New Orleans, you know it’s not all Bourbon St. and...
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What Tier Fraternity Do You Belong in at LSU?
Since the beginning of time, there has always been a natural order to things. Hundreds...
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8 Sexiest LSU Alumni
Look, it’s no secret that LSU has some of the sexiest motherfuckers you’ll ever encounter....
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Stealing The Show: F. King’s Dick Print Distracts From Doomsday Budget
Students at Louisiana State University are frightened for their futures after seeing Gov. John Bel Edwards’...
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How Many Mike’s 190s Do You Need to Cope with Reality?
Every semester, there comes a point where you sit yourself down and ask the important...
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LSU Slang as Defined by Urban Dictionary
A team of esteemed urbane intellectuals have compiled 6 terms that ring true to thee, LSU....
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A Judgmental Map of Baton Rouge, LA
There are plenty of maps out there of Baton Rouge, but none of them really tell us...
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LSU Students Offended By Insomnia Cookies’ ‘Politically Incorrect Name’
After sitting through the first and only day of their Women and Gender Studies class last...