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Michigan State
I Found Out My Boyfriend Rushed Farmhouse, I Really Wish He Just Cheated Instead
Michigan State junior Sophie Corrigan was left in tears this week following a startling revelation that...
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Michigan State
State News Reporter Goes Undercover In Dairy Store After Seeing Ad Promising It Has A ‘Big Scoop’
In a bizarre and idiotic turn of events, a student reporter for The State News recently...
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Michigan State
C’s Get Degrees, But Your D’s Will Get You Paid: New Ad Campaign For Deja Vu Capitalizes On Stressed Out MSU Students During Midterm Season
With midterm season rapidly approaching, MSU students are at the peak of their stress levels. Students...
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Michigan State
MSU Supply Chain Management Program Ranked #1 In The Nation At Reminding You That They’re #1 In The Nation
For the fourth year in a row, MSU Supply Chain Management program has been unanimously ranked...
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Michigan State
The 7 REAL Sounds Of Homecoming
This past Tuesday, UAB hosted their annual Sounds of MSU Homecoming event in the Union’s main...
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Michigan State
Student Arrested For Public Nudity After Misunderstanding Meaning Of Dublin’s “Half-Off” Night
What should have been a fun Wednesday night turned into a nightmare for junior electrical engineering...
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Michigan
Christ: Jim Harbaugh Caught Drinking Milk Right Out Of The Cow’s Udder
ANN ARBOR — Earlier today Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, was found lying on the floor...
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Michigan State
Central Michigan Football Players Confused By MSU Tradition Of Caring About The Football Team’s Performance
Players for the Central Michigan Chippewas, upon arriving to MSU’s campus before Saturday’s game, were baffled...
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Michigan State
Akers Blood Drive Discovered To Be Secretly Feeding P.A.C.E. Employees
MSU’s conspiracy theorists rejoiced this week as junior Ben McIlwee discovered a P.A.C.E. employee taking a...
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Michigan State
East Lansing Convenience Stores Run Out Of Pregnancy Tests After Brian Lewerke Radiates BDE All Over Everyone In Lou And Harry’s
Around 10:30 Saturday night Brian Lewerke strode by the poor souls stuck in the Lou and...
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QUIZ: What Hair Color Would You Have If You Were in RCAH?
It’s your fourth year in RCAH. What are you going to do with your degree?...
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QUIZ: Which East Lansing Bar Are You?
When you’re drunk and stumbling down Grand River, it’s hard not to look up at...
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Quiz: Can We Guess What You Did Over Spring Break?
Spring break has been described as a classic coming-of-age experience during college, regardless of if...
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QUIZ: What Kind of East Lansing Spring Enthusiast Are You?
The sun’s been gone for months, and life is beginning to come out of hibernation...
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QUIZ: Which Sh*tty Caf Food Matches Your Sh*tty Personality?
By this point in the school year, you’re probably sick of caf food. Every trek...
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QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Depressing Summer Plans?
After the darkness of finals week passes, the light of summer will mercifully arrive for...
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What Does the MSU Union Smell Like? [VIDEO]
We ask your fellow Spartans what they think the MSU Union smells like. The results…may surprise...
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What Would Lou Anna Do?: Navigate Your Way Through Campus Scandals
It was in January of 2005 that Lou Anna K. Simon peeled off her bedtime pantsuit,...
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How To Tell If A Girl Is Mad At You Via Text Message
Guys, we love you, but sometimes you just do dumb, really moronic stuff. It pisses us...
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MSU’s Leaked Guidelines for Snow Day Cancellations
After this past weekend’s snowstorm left much of East Lansing buried in snow, the almighty superiors...
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Behind the Scenes at MSU Campus News [VIDEO]
We go behind the scenes at MSU Campus News to see how they go about...
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What Does the MSU Union Smell Like? [VIDEO]
We ask your fellow Spartans what they think the MSU Union smells like. The results…may surprise...
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Rock, Paper, Scissors Club Coming to Campus [Video]
There’s a new club on campus, and the club’s looking to crush it. Or cut...