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Michigan State
Renewable Energy Petitions Actually Just LiveOn Giving You a Spot in Akers
Throughout the last couple of weeks, there have been various “renewable energy” representatives manipulating students to...
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Michigan State
Engler Keeps Half-Assed Flood Barrier Because it ‘Puts the Red Cedar in its Place’
We are fast approaching the two-month anniversary of MSU’s very own flood barrier. Since its construction...
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Michigan State
We Ranked MSU Majors by How Long They Would Last on ‘Survivor’
Every student has that age-old question sitting in the back of their mind: how would you...
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Michigan State
Leaked: The Spartan Statue’s Workout for Maintaining His Hot Bod
There’s no denying that every time you walk past the Spartan Statue, you get a tingle...
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Michigan State
10 Places in East Lansing That Need a Liquor License
East Lansing has some wild bars – from The Riv to Lou and Harry’s, we can...
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Michigan State
Sex-Ed Fail: Zeke the Wonder Dog Got Pregnant, Is Keeping Them
Michigan State took a major hit in its efforts to rebrand itself in recent months when...
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Michigan State
The 4th Annual Michigan State Drunk Food Bracket Winner: Conrad’s
Well, here we are once again, the end of the NCAA tournament, and more importantly the...
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Michigan State
9 Things April Showers Bring to East Lansing
With March finally over and done with, the final home-stretch in East Lansing is upon us....
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Michigan State
7 Wild Ways to Pair Alcohol with Your Combo-X-Change
It’s every Spartan’s duty to get their Combo-X-Change every day, but with such few options, it’s...
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How to Sneak Into an MSU Fraternity Darty
So it’s a sunny Saturday morning, and you have yet to make plans. Surely there’s an...
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QUIZ: What Hair Color Would You Have If You Were in RCAH?
It’s your fourth year in RCAH. What are you going to do with your degree?...
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QUIZ: Which East Lansing Bar Are You?
When you’re drunk and stumbling down Grand River, it’s hard not to look up at...
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QUIZ: What Kind of East Lansing Spring Enthusiast Are You?
The sun’s been gone for months, and life is beginning to come out of hibernation...
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Quiz: Can We Guess What You Did Over Spring Break?
Spring break has been described as a classic coming-of-age experience during college, regardless of if...
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QUIZ: Which Sh*tty Caf Food Matches Your Sh*tty Personality?
By this point in the school year, you’re probably sick of caf food. Every trek...
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QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Depressing Summer Plans?
After the darkness of finals week passes, the light of summer will mercifully arrive for...
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What Would Lou Anna Do?: Navigate Your Way Through Campus Scandals
It was in January of 2005 that Lou Anna K. Simon peeled off her bedtime pantsuit,...
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QUIZ: How Badly Did You Embarrass Yourself on St. Patrick’s Day?
St. Patrick’s Day is a big holiday for Michigan State. Students celebrate as if Saint...
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How To Tell If A Girl Is Mad At You Via Text Message
Guys, we love you, but sometimes you just do dumb, really moronic stuff. It pisses us...
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UPDATE: WHOOPS
We have a real source that says President Simon has been removed from her position. For...
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Behind the Scenes at MSU Campus News [VIDEO]
We go behind the scenes at MSU Campus News to see how they go about...
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What Does the MSU Union Smell Like? [VIDEO]
We ask your fellow Spartans what they think the MSU Union smells like. The results…may surprise...
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Rock, Paper, Scissors Club Coming to Campus [Video]
There’s a new club on campus, and the club’s looking to crush it. Or cut...