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Michigan
Students Upset Over Loss of Day Drinking Opportunity After UM Spring Game Cancelled
Ann Arbor — WAKE UP, IT’S GAMEDAY!!!! Well, not anymore after the spring game for this...
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Michigan
9 Things to Do With Frat Shirts From Guys That Ghosted You
This semester has been wild and you’ve stayed overnight at more frats than you can count...
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Michigan
Hash Bash 2018 Went Really Great If You Know What I Mean, Hahahaha
Ann Arbor — Hash Bash 2018 was on cloud nine—hahahahah—over the weekend in Ann Arbor, sources,...
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Michigan
6 Ways to Trick an Unsuspecting Underclassman Into Subleasing Your Sh**ty UM Apartment
It’s that time of the year again where everyone is abundant in stress and desperation. To...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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March Madness National Championship Drinking Game
Ladies and gents, get ready for the drinking event of a lifetime this Monday evening. We’re...
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Michigan
7 Things You Can Do Today Since We Don’t Get Good Friday Off
Since UMich is the only institution in the world that is torturing us with class this...
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Michigan
If Michigan Doesn’t Win This Weekend I’m Coming For Blood, Sister Jean — By Father Ben
Hey Sister, Father Ben from Ann Arbor here. Here with a warning: don’t bet on your Ramblers...
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Michigan
‘Please Stop Showing Up Shiftaced to UMix’ — by Campus Involvement
Dear students, Here at the Center for Campus Involvement, we take pride in our fun, alcohol-free...
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Michigan
7 Deadly Sins We’ll Commit Against Holy Loyola-Chicago on Saturday
Somehow, we made it to the Final Four and everyone at the University of Michigan has...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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Schlissel Suspended After Claiming a ‘Bigger Button’ Than Trump
As of Thursday, the Board of Regents declared Schlissel unfit to remain president after a very public...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...