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Incredible: This Frat Bro Survived Friday Night Without Excessive Drinking, Only Lost His Juul Twice
In a stunning feat sure to challenge social norms, Jake Fisher, a brother of Alpha Beta...
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UM Sorority Girl Claims She’s ‘Born-Again Christian’ Suspiciously Soon After She’s Unable to Get Laid
ANN ARBOR — University of Michigan junior Tiffany Stillman has decided to take up Christianity as...
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Michigan
7 Ways to Subtly Remind Your Summer Hookup They’re Just Sex to You
With your usual Ann Arbor hookup either interning or home for the summer, finding a new...
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Michigan
7 Ways to Transform Your Home Into a Frat For The Summer
After surviving two more semesters of straight binge drinking and meaningless sex, you don’t really know...
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Campus Life
9 Fresh Hells That Every Freshman Will Soon Learn About Michigan
Wide-eyed, full of wonderment, and absolutely, utterly clueless. It’s not their fault; we all remember being...
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Michigan
9 Things to Do With Frat Shirts From Guys That Ghosted You
This semester has been wild and you’ve stayed overnight at more frats than you can count...
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Michigan
We Found a Pretty Shocking Email to Daddy Schlissel About a Proposed Tuition Hike
From: Kevin Hegarty ([email protected]) To: President Mark Schlissel ([email protected]) Subject: Proposed Tuition Increase How’s it going...
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Campus Life
5 Study Spots for When You’re Too Triggered by Every UMich Building
Happy finals szn! It was the best of times (to binge drink your sorrows), and it...
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Michigan
10 Things to Do in 10 Minutes Before Michigan Time Ends
It’s the end of the world. Well, our world anyways. It’s been announced by the Satanic...
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Hash Bash 2018 Went Really Great If You Know What I Mean, Hahahaha
Ann Arbor — Hash Bash 2018 was on cloud nine—hahahahah—last weekend in Ann Arbor, sources, including...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Basketball Starter Are You?
Our Wolverines are genuinely surprising us this March, but we ain’t mad about it. We...
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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...
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The 7 Hells of Living in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
Living in the Upper Peninsula is the dream for some people and a complete nightmare for...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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5 Best Places To Have Sex At Michigan
Wake up, go to class, go to the ref room to study, go to the...
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QUIZ: Is Your Markley Roommate 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?
At this point in the semester, you typically think you know your roommate. But, some recent...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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If UMich Dining Halls Were Celebrities
You’re at a crossroads, a huge predicament, even a potentially life-changing decision: which dining hall are...
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People You Don’t Want Together at 3 A.M. on Snap Maps in Ann Arbor
We all know how incredibly fun Snap Maps can be. Spotting your friend’s Bitmoji dressed in...
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A Judgmental Map of Ann Arbor, Michigan
Ann Arbor frequently tops lists of the best college towns in the nations. We certainly...
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[VIDEO] Asking What “Business Casual” at the Ross School of Business
We went to the Ross School of Business to ask these future business leaders what...