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Minnesota
Exposed: 7 UMN Frat Marketing Tactics to Maintain Social Dominance
The social hierarchy is a simple two-tiered system here at the University of Minnesota. At the...
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Minnesota
10 Time Wasters for the Endless Panda Express Line in Coffman
Here you are again. You’ve found yourself in line for the Panda Express in Coffman Memorial...
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Minnesota
Dinner Dishes at 17th Dining Hall Rated from Most to Least Disgusting
Dining halls are an endless pit of despair where you try to force your way through...
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Minnesota
We Actually Went Inside the Alumni Center and It’s Fancy As Heck
There’s a building on campus that’s so beautiful it’s almost unnecessary. Actually, scratch that, it’s completely...
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Minnesota
How The Hell Do You Pronounce Willey Hall?
The U of MN is a place of many mysteries. Why do the connectors come into...
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Minnesota
A Day in the Life of a Dinkytown Maintenance Worker
From sunny days spent pregaming Gopher football games to the drunken binges of Frank and Andreas...
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Minnesota
Lil Yachty Concert Location Unknown Due to Lack of Available Large Bodies of Water
After all of the usual pre-Spring Jam hype, SUA pulled through once again by bringing the...
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Minnesota
10 People You’ll Meet on the Green Line
Evey Gopher soon learns that the UMN Green Line is a complex ecosystem of character archetypes...
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Minnesota
7 Places to Take Your Visiting Younger Sibling to Intimidate Them about College
One of the few things that college students have going for us is that we’re not...
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Minnesota
Kaler Spotted Outside Don Lucia’s Window Holding Boombox
According to professed stoners Matt Fischer and Danny Platska, University of Minnesota President Eric Kaler began...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Movies About College: Right vs. Wrong
There’s an idea of college that movies typically reinforce: the partying, drinking, bad-decisions, but oh-so-fun time...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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Music to Set the Mood: Radio K’s Mixtape
Are your bi-monthly ventures to coitus village with your significant other becoming monotonous? Does the...
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The Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...