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Minnesota
6 Minnesota CLA Majors, Explained By Dads Who Are Very Disappointed In You
Your dad is very disappointed in you for choosing a useless Minnesota CLA major. He knows...
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Minnesota
How Long Before the Campus Connector Takes You Straight to Hell?
The Campus Connector: better than the city bus, but worse than just about everything else in...
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Minnesota
PAWS Program and Dinky Bars in Heated Battle for U Students’ Attention
As UMN finals week casts its ominous shadow over campus, the PAWS De-Stress Program is determined...
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Minnesota
Top 10 UMN Locations for a Discreet Bathroom Break
Having witnessed all the subpar facilities around campus and in local establishments, The Black Sheep believes...
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Minnesota
Exposed: 7 UMN Frat Marketing Tactics to Maintain Social Dominance
The social hierarchy is a simple two-tiered system here at the University of Minnesota. At the...
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Minnesota
10 Time Wasters for the Endless Panda Express Line in Coffman
Here you are again. You’ve found yourself in line for the Panda Express in Coffman Memorial...
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Minnesota
Dinner Dishes at 17th Dining Hall Rated from Most to Least Disgusting
Dining halls are an endless pit of despair where you try to force your way through...
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Minnesota
We Actually Went Inside the Alumni Center and It’s Fancy As Heck
There’s a building on campus that’s so beautiful it’s almost unnecessary. Actually, scratch that, it’s completely...
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Minnesota
How The Hell Do You Pronounce Willey Hall?
The U of MN is a place of many mysteries. Why do the connectors come into...
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Minnesota
A Day in the Life of a Dinkytown Maintenance Worker
From sunny days spent pregaming Gopher football games to the drunken binges of Frank and Andreas...
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The Top Ten ”Typical” Phrases of Minnesota
There are two types of people in these United States: those who don’t even know Minnesota...
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A Judgmental Map of the University of Minnesota Campus
While everyone at the University of Minnesota knows how to get around campus one...
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We Watched Brother Jed’s Reality Show, So You Didn’t Have To
UIUC’s favorite racist and homophobic campus preacher Brother Jed and his family made a reality...
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Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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UMN Residence Hall Trip Advisor Reviews
As the University Housing market becomes more competitive with luxury apartments popping up everywhere like...
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Top 10: Creepiest Places Around UMN
Halloween for most college kids means scrambling to sexualize a kitchen utensil for their costume, and...
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The Day in the Life of a Carlson Douchebag
One of the most intriguing specimens to exist among us at the University of Minnesota is...
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Cards Against Humanity: UMN Expansion Pack
What’s better than a hilariously inappropriate game of Cards Against Humanity? Playing with cards you can...
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Who Said It: Brother Jed or Donald Trump? [VIDEO]
We sent a writer to the Quad to ask students who said what: Donald Trump or...
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A UMN Spooky Map of the Most Haunted Places on Campus
Have nothing to do this Halloween? Instead of going out to a bar jam-packed with stinky...
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What Do UMN Students Have to Say About MSA? [VIDEO]
The Minnesota Student Association (MSA) is always a hot topic around the U. We spent...