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Northwestern
The Trump-Shrek Literotica No One Asked For: As Told by Donald Trump
The following is an excerpt from Donald Trump’s stump speech in Akron, Ohio. Reader discretion advised:...
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Campus Life
Clowns Appearing on Nation’s College Campuses Deemed Physical Manifestation of Stress, General Hopelessness
Apparent clown sightings have increased at college campuses accross the nation, seemingly just in time for midterms, cooling...
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Northwestern
A Quick Reminder That Evan Burns, CEO of The Odyssey, Tweets Sweet Nothings at Donald Trump
We’re not here to judge, people are allowed to follow and love whatever racist misogynistic bridge...
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Campus Life
The Presidential Erection: A 2016 Erotic Republican Love Story
Mike Pence looks longingly into the mirror of his hotel bathroom. He picks a grey hair...
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DePaul
How to: Convince People You Went to Lollapalooza
Let’s face it, if you’ve continued to read past the title of this article, you’re...
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Campus Life
Red, White, and Budget-Friendly: 4th of July Fashion Guide
You want to show off your patriotism and your little-bit-more-than-platonic love for America, but you’re just...
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Michigan State
How American Can Bass Pro Shops Make You?
With Independence Day around the corner, we took a trip to the local Bass Pro Shops...
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Arizona
Long Distance Couple Can’t Wait for Return to School
After a month of “I dunno, what do you wanna do?” messages between suburban couple Vince...
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Campus Life
Recent Graduate Snags Job as Parents’ Lawn Mower
NEWARK – Eric Thompson, a 2015 graduate from the University of Delaware, has recently accepted a...
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Red, White, and Budget-Friendly: 4th of July Fashion Guide
You want to show off your patriotism and your little-bit-more-than-platonic love for America, but you’re just...
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Michael Bay’s LEAKED TMNT Sex Scene
Michael Bay’s 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle reboot appears in theaters this weekend, but according...
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A Quick Reminder That Evan Burns, CEO of The Odyssey, Tweets Sweet Nothings at Donald Trump
We’re not here to judge, people are allowed to follow and love whatever racist misogynistic bridge...
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The Presidential Erection: A 2016 Erotic Republican Love Story
Mike Pence looks longingly into the mirror of his hotel bathroom. He picks a grey hair...
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The Trump-Shrek Literotica No One Asked For: As Told by Donald Trump
The following is an excerpt from Donald Trump’s stump speech in Akron, Ohio. Reader discretion advised:...
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Long Distance Couple Can’t Wait for Return to School
After a month of “I dunno, what do you wanna do?” messages between suburban couple Vince...
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How to: Convince People You Went to Lollapalooza
Let’s face it, if you’ve continued to read past the title of this article, you’re...
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Recent Graduate Snags Job as Parents’ Lawn Mower
NEWARK – Eric Thompson, a 2015 graduate from the University of Delaware, has recently accepted a...
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How American Can Bass Pro Shops Make You?
With Independence Day around the corner, we took a trip to the local Bass Pro Shops...