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7 Desperate Ways To Boost Your Grades Before Penn State Finals
Are you desperate for some advice on how to get your grade up before finals week...
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A Penn State Freshmen Guide to Downtown State College
So you’re one of the many Penn State freshmen that just moved into this middle of...
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The Top 10 Assholes You Meet in the HUB
It’s time for another edition of our Top Ten Assholes. Until the HUB finally finishes the...
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7 Questions We Have for People Who Argue with The Willard Preacher
At some point, you’ve all seen a crowd gathered in Pattee Mall watching an opinionated Penn...
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7 PSU Places to Break Down in Preparation for Finals Week
It’s that time of the semester again, Penn State finals. Checking Canvas and Angel is nauseating,...
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BREAKING: Sober Student Eats Canyon Pizza
An astonishing discovery was made this past week when Penn State student Connor Gregson was found...
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Your Favorite Penn State Bar Will Determine the Kind of Parent You’ll Be
Cheers to the blissful yet nauseating year of draining away your money (and dignity) here in...
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Pennsylvania Stereotypes: A Penn Stater’s Guide
Sometimes you’ll look at a fellow Penn State student wearing a greasy, oversized Hines Ward jersey...
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5 Reasons We’re Pretty Sure PSU Will Win the Whole Dang NIT
Penn State couldn’t keep the dream alive before losing to Purdue 78 – 70 in the...
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5 Things at Penn State We Would’ve Rather Seen Disappear Over Skeller and Stickies
Penn State’s campus is evolving right before our eyes. We would like to take a moment...
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A 10-Day Guide for Freshmen Rushing a Penn State Sorority
It’s Spring 2018. Finally, all of your free time spent buying Kim Kardashian lip products and...
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The Judgmental Map of Phoenixville, PA
Phoenixville is awesome if you love to brag about super old movies, super bad movies, retired...
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Top 10 Vlad Vodka Recipes
Vladmir vodka is the quintessential vodka of college. Immediately from the label, you can tell what...
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The Debate To End All Debates: Sheetz vs. Wawa
With our prime location in The Middle of Nowhere, Pennsylvania, Penn State remains the center of...
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Pennsylvania Stereotypes: A Penn Stater’s Guide
Sometimes you’ll look at a fellow Penn State student wearing a greasy, oversized Hines Ward jersey...
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7 Questions We Have for People Who Argue with The Willard Preacher
At some point, you’ve all seen a crowd gathered in Pattee Mall watching an opinionated Penn...
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7 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of State College Bars
School is just a fucking bummer right now, so you choose to handle this by embracing...
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The Top 10 Assholes You Meet in the HUB
It’s time for another edition of our Top Ten Assholes. Until the HUB finally finishes the...
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If The Bachelor Contestants Rushed PSU Sororities
Season 22 of The Bachelor, Arie meets 30 women who claim to be “wifey material.” For...
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Top 10: Assholes on the CATA Bus
Until State College builds a sleek, clean monorail system PSU students are stuck taking the CATAbus....