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Campus Life
Top 10: Pitt Alumni
The University of Pittsburgh is old. Real old. In fact, while the Founding Fathers were dicking...
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Booze
Freddy Blackout Explains Fraternity Rush
The Black Sheep received the following email from a Pitt freshman who only identified himself as...
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Campus Life
A Totally Formal Complaint
The following is an email delivered originally to the Dean of Students and later to The...
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Booze
An Underclassmen Guide to Drinking on the Sly at Pitt
Booze. It’s been around since the dawn of civilization. Scientists believe that without the cold-brewed taste...
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Booze
Pitt Tailgate Season Starts Strong
This past weekend marked the beginning of a tradition held dear both here at the University...
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Campus Life
Top 10: Things Pitt Students Don’t Give a Shit About
Are you interested in attending Pitt and about to come for a tour? Are you visiting...
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Pittsburgh
5 Must-Know Rules for Out of Staters at Pitt
In the last two weeks fresh face scholars from all over the country have been pouring...
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Pittsburgh
Open Letter from an Incoming Pitt Freshman
Sup. For those of you who don’t know me, you will soon. The name’s Freddy,...
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Campus Life
How to: Win Welcome Week at Pitt
College is the best time of your life, four (or five seven) years of debauchery with...
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Pittsburgh
The Cathedral of Yearning: Cathy’s Secret Club
Commissioned in 1921 the Cathedral of Learning stands in the heart of Pittsburgh as the largest...
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QUIZ: Which Gross Market Central Food Are You?
Part of the Pitt experience is chowing down on some low-tier foods at Market Central. It’s...
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QUIZ: Which South Oakland Bar Are You?
Everyone wants to know which dorm they are, which Harry Potter character they are, which flavor...
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QUIZ: Do YOU Have What It Takes to Be a Pitt Pre-Med Major?
Pitt pre-med is the words every parent wants to hear. Finally, this giant investment of a...
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Which Pitt Dorm Should (Or Did) You Lose Your Virginity In?
It’s the end of the semester and Pitt students are hanging on for dear life hoping their GPA doesn’t go...
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5 Cool New Ways to Hide Alcohol From Your Parents this Summer
Gone are the days of hiding your bottle of Vlad in your dorm closet. Now...
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A Definitive Guide to the Pitt Logo through the Years
The University of Pittsburgh prides itself on being a progressive, trailblazing institution. Fortunately, this is an...
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Stock Photos To Describe Everyday Life At Pitt
Sometimes words cannot describe what goes down on a daily basis here at Pitt. Sometimes...
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A Pitt Student’s Guide to Every Gym on Campus
For the fitness inclined Pitt student, navigating the multitude of gyms on Pitt’s campus can be...
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Judgmental Seating Chart of Heinz Field
It’s finally football season again in Pittsburgh. With some Ws under our belt already, we...
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The Judgmental Map of Phoenixville, PA
Phoenixville is awesome if you love to brag about super old movies, super bad movies, retired...