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Bird Scooters Actually Allie & Noah From ‘The Notebook’ And Purdue Wants To Free Them
A recent investigation of Purdue’s Bird scooters conducted by the university’s finest engineers has concluded that...
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Junior Bangs Bird Scooter Against Her Ankle Just For Nostalgia
Purdue junior, Janie Santana is one of the university’s frequent users of Bird scooters. At first,...
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10 Purdue Professors That’ll Get Your Boiler Right Up
Admit it, we’ve all sat in lecture fantasizing about going to office hours and mackin’ on...
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BREAKING: Daddy Daniels Not Actually Your Daddy
For months Purdue students have been convinced that President Daniels is their “daddy,” but after a...
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Freshman Leaves Trail Of Stolen Forks Behind To Remember How To Get Back To Windsor
Purdue freshman, Timothy Ames, left Windsor Hall at approximately 6:43 p.m. Tuesday, leaving Hansel and...
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Dividing Purdue’s Campus In The Only 6 Ways That Actually Matter
There are certain characteristics of Purdue that everyone knows to be true, but that have never...
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5 (Mostly) Legal Ways Craigslist Can Help Pay Off Your Student Loans
Being a broke college student is almost as easy to talk about as the weather. It’s...
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Hillenbrand Dining Ranked No. 1 ‘OK’ Dining Option in U.S.
U.S. Food Today, one of America’s critically-acclaimed cuisine ranking systems, has voted Hillenbrand Dining Court as the...
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Retired City Bus Driver Still Asking for Identification When Picking Kids Up From Daycare
It has come time for our beloved Jerry Miller to trade in his dashing City Bus...
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5 Ways to Keep Your Summer Job Despite Not Even Knowing What The Office’s Acronym Stands For
Summer-time at Purdue means less competition for student employment, baby! No freshmen snagging the good and...
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Which Purdue Pete Are You?
Over the years the Boilermakers have seen their fair share of Purdue Petes. From incredibly angry...
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We Deadass Re-imagined Chauncey’s Restaurants as Eligible Bachelors! Which One Would be Your Loving Sig-nif?
Ah! Chauncey Hill’s restaurants! You’ve tried every place since you started your wide-eyed and boney-kneed Freshman...
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Top 10 Classes to Take Your Senior Year
Registration is upon us. If you’re looking to just cruise through your senior year with no...
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Top 10 Purdue Parties You’ll Be Drunk at This Year
You’ll encounter a wide variety of party types while pursuing an education at Purdue. The Black...
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Purdue Ranked No. 1 Campus ‘Most Likely to Randomly Smell Like S*** At Odd Times of Day’
The polls are in, and after a thorough investigation including a celebrity panel of judges and...
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How To Do Purdue Breakfast Club Like A Pro
Football and Breakfast Club season have been brought into full force. For many, this is their...
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Purdue Pete’s #TransformationTuesday
Every true Boilermaker knows that the Boilermaker Extra Special is the true mascot of Purdue. However,...
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The True You Purdue Starter Pack
2017 is the year of revivals; Beauty and the Beast, the Power Rangers, racist politicians. And...
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7 Things Underclassmen Think Go On At Neon Cactus
“The Neon Cactus? What is that? Is it some kind of STD?” wonder Purdue freshmen. When...
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10 Purdue Professors That’ll Get Your Boiler Right Up
Admit it, we’ve all sat in lecture fantasizing about going to office hours and mackin’ on...