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Campus Life
6 Things To Do Before You Die Freshman Year at Syracuse
Entering the college chapter of your lives is both exciting and nerve-wracking all in one. Lucky...
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Syracuse
5 Ways to Cut $6,000 Out of Your Budget to Afford School Next Year
It’s no secret that Syracuse’s tuition is projected to go up quite a hefty amount: University...
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Syracuse
Block Party 2018 Convinced Us That Gucci Mane is Otto the Orange
With Block Party now behind us, everyone is hating on themselves for buying two floor tickets...
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Syracuse
6 Ways to Make Everyone Hate You at Mayfest
Yay! Mayfest is today! Meaning you’re basically just hyping yourself up for a glorified picnic. $3...
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Campus Life
Press Release: The Black Sheep Can Say For Certain Its Satire Better Than Theta Tau’s
The Black Sheep, a college media publication that once infamously blew through 24 creme brulee JUUL...
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Syracuse
An Email From MySlice: Sorry, You’re One Credit Below What You Need to Graduate!
From: Kelli Barnhouse To: One fucked senior Subject line: Urgent **GRADUATION** Good morning, We have some...
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Syracuse
A Line-by-Line Breakdown of Theta Tau’s Apology
Let’s break down the load of horseshit that is Theta Tau’s apology. Dear Syracuse University Community: ...
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Syracuse
‘No Way to Prevent Guys Being Guys,’ Says University Who Continues to Allow Frats
On Wednesday, after the release of a video that showed members of the Theta Tau fraternity...
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Campus Life
5 Things Syracuse Tour Guides Wish They Could Tell Incoming Freshmen
Let’s be honest—the tour guides here are kind of full of shit. They want ‘Cuse to...
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Syracuse
5 Reasons Mayfest is The Most Overrated Event (But We’re Still Looking Forward to It)
Mayfest is basically the low-budget Coachella of Syracuse University, which means that it is completely overhyped....
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QUIZ: How to Tell Which Genre of Business Casual Your Internship Requires
It’s summertime, and you all know what that means! Long walks on the beach? Nope! Eating...
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Syracuse University Dorms, Ranked
A good dorm room can make or break your first 2 years at Syracuse University. You...
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Top 6 Easiest Classes at Syracuse to Breeze Through a Degree
Go to “college,” they say. Get an “education,” they command. “Fine,” you say. So, here you...
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What Kind of SU Student Are You Based On Your Preferred JUUL Flavor?
JUULing has erupted as the newest fad among millennials, and has become an especially popular past...
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The Judgmental Map of Syracuse University
Here lies a judgmental map for SU students, to help guide their inevitable stereotyping. Not only to...
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Syracuse University Announces Goal to Finish Construction on Carrier Dome by 2091
Students were overjoyed to learn that construction of our beloved Carrier Dome will be finalized within...
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Interview With Victoria Patti, the Girl Who Freaked Out at Her Professor
The Black Sheep did some capital “J” journalism and direct messaged Victoria Patti (@victoria_patti) on Twitter after...
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Top 10 Places You and Your Peers Can Fornicate on V-Day at Syracuse
WIth Valentine’s Day right here, students at SU are craving a little something. Let’s be real:...
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NCAA Investigation Begins on How Syracuse Got Tournament Bid
NCAA officials have launched an investigation into how Syracuse’s men basketball team—who had a 20-13 overall...
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Top 5 Reasons You’re an Ugly and Fat Gremlin During Syracuse Winters
Spring semester is a fun time. There’s basketball, Mayfest, about 100 inches of snow and a...