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Tennessee
‘Piss Bandit’ Vigilante Wreaks Havoc On UT Campus In Protest Of New Hand Dryers
A dark shadow has fallen over the University of Tennessee, as a lone vigilante has waged...
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Tennessee
Local Student Destroys Social Life After Inserting Himself Into Conversation Going On Behind Him
Tragedy struck campus on Thursday after a student completely destroyed his social life at the University...
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Campus Life
What Pointless UTK Club Should You Join To Pad Your Resume?
The freshmen have arrived, and they’re all eager as hell to sign up for every and...
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Tennessee
Weirdly Specific: Defying Budget Cuts, Tickle College of Engineering Announces ‘Giant Fighting Robot Fund’
During a recent conference held at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Mark Dean, current dean of...
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Campus Life
7 Ways Your Dorm Betta Fish, Thomas, Will Meet His Untimely Demise
For many new apartment or dorm room residents, it’s time to decorate for the first time...
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Campus Life
5 UTK-Branded Products That Should Never Have Been Made In The First Place
The University of Tennessee loves to smack that orange on any product they can because they...
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Campus Life
7 Things Vol Freshman Should Know But Never Truly Will
Face it: big Vols know big things (insert obvious penis joke here). They know things that...
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Tennessee
Crazy (But True) Stories From a Former Cumberland Taco Bell Worker
Where else could we find such high-quality cheap food and such dead-eyed workers? With these charms,...
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Tennessee
5 Reasons We Think UT’s White Hall is Shutting Down Next Year
White Hall, one of UT’s newest dorms, will shut down for the 2018-2019 school year due...
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Campus Life
UT Unveils Butt-Chugging Alumni Wall
UT faculty have finally finished their latest construction project: a huge marble wall displaying the names...
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The Definitive Guide to Knoxville’s 5 Most Dangerous Areas
You see, Knoxville is a truly unique place in that it is a college town while...
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A Judgmental Map of Knoxville, TN
There’s lots of maps floating around out there. Some are good, some are bad. But up...
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5 Uses for Neyland Stadium Now That We’re a Basketball School
Unless you’ve been living under the Rock, you’ve heard that UT’s basketball team has been doing...
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Top 10 Worst Professors at UT According to Rate My Professors
At a school plagued by alcoholism and a careless administration, you have to be tough...
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QUIZ: Which University of Tennessee Dorms Did You Really Deserve?
Some people committed to UT immediately after they got their acceptance letter, but others waited until...
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5 Reasons We Think UT’s White Hall is Shutting Down Next Year
White Hall, one of UT’s newest dorms, will shut down for the 2018-2019 school year due...
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What If a 10-Year-Old Renamed UTK Buildings?
If there’s one thing that the University of Tennessee is good at, it’s pandering to boys...
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7 Less Phallic Names for the South Carolina Gamecocks
The University of South Carolina is home to a relatively strong sports program. However, it...
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The Do’s and Don’ts Tailgating Guide to Tennessee Football
Volunteer football season is about more than just football games. It’s about an atmosphere of celebration...
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Top 10 Places to Fart at UTK (Because it Already Smells Like Farts)
Picture this: you’re walking along, doing the student things on campus, when suddenly, your stomach starts...