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Campus Life
6 Ways You’ve Already Ruined Your Spring Break Bod at UT
With spring break long gone, gyms like Planet Fitness and Gold’s have (probably) lost millions in...
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Booze
The 5 Guys You’ll Definitely Meet at Cotton Eyed Joe
Ladies, is it not the most beautiful thing to be 21 years old and hit on...
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Quiz
QUIZ: Which Version of Smokey Best Describes You?
No one is perfect. The popular opinion, though, is that all dogs are perfect — especially...
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Sports
5 March Madness Moments More Embarrassing Than UT’s Loss to Loyola
With UT’s loss in the second round of the March Madness tournament to Loyola-Chicago, the boys...
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Booze
5 Places on UT’s Campus That Desperately Need a Liquor License
We’ve all been in places where we’ve said, “I need a drink,” but wouldn’t it be...
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Campus Life
After UT Smoke-Free Campus Email, Bro Takes Ceremonial Last Vape
Starting Aug. 1, UT’s dry campus will become a smoke-free campus, which includes all forms of...
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Campus Life
5 Honest And Straight-Up Weird UTK RateMyProfessor Reviews
As we draw closer to the end of the semester, one thing is on everyone’s mind:...
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Tennessee
Butch Jones ‘Pumped’ to Land Summer Internship at Alabama
Former University of Tennessee head coach, Butch Jones, said he was “pumped” to land a summer...
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Satire
UT Decides to be a Football School Again After March Madness Loss
UT officials decided on Monday morning to return to being a football school after the men’s...
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Tennessee
5 Ways to Seduce That Stranger You’ve Been Eyeing in Hodges Library
With cuffing season gone and hoe season on the come up, we at The Black Sheep...
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The Definitive Guide to Knoxville’s 5 Most Dangerous Areas
You see, Knoxville is a truly unique place in that it is a college town while...
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A Judgmental Map of Knoxville, TN
There’s lots of maps floating around out there. Some are good, some are bad. But up...
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Top 10 Worst Professors at UT According to Rate My Professors
At a school plagued by alcoholism and a careless administration, you have to be tough...
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5 Uses for Neyland Stadium Now That We’re a Basketball School
Unless you’ve been living under the Rock, you’ve heard that UT’s basketball team has been doing...
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Top 10 Places to Fart at UTK (Because it Already Smells Like Farts)
Picture this: you’re walking along, doing the student things on campus, when suddenly, your stomach starts...
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QUIZ: Which University of Tennessee Dorms Did You Really Deserve?
Some people committed to UT immediately after they got their acceptance letter, but others waited until...
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What If a 10-Year-Old Renamed UTK Buildings?
If there’s one thing that the University of Tennessee is good at, it’s pandering to boys...
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The Do’s and Don’ts Tailgating Guide to Tennessee Football
Volunteer football season is about more than just football games. It’s about an atmosphere of celebration...
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5 Reasons We Think UT’s White Hall is Shutting Down Next Year
White Hall, one of UT’s newest dorms, will shut down for the 2018-2019 school year due...
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7 Less Phallic Names for the South Carolina Gamecocks
The University of South Carolina is home to a relatively strong sports program. However, it...