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Texas Austin
How to Perfectly Plan Your Schedule for Fall at UT
It’s been a long, hard semester and its finally time to register for next semester. You...
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Texas Austin
Avid Bird Rider Must Learn How to Walk Again for Graduation
Weeks ago, UT Austin students woke up to find mysterious electric scooters all over West Campus....
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Texas Austin
UT Majors as Vines
If you’ve ever wondered what your major would be as a vine, here’s a list of...
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Texas Austin
7 Things That Would be Better Than All These Goddamn Churches Around Campus
Do you ever walk by those churches right near campus on 21st towards Guad and be...
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Texas Austin
UT COLA to Name Change to COCA-COLA Blocked by Pepsi, Students
AUSTIN, TEXAS- A few weeks ago a group of passionate students from the College of Liberal...
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Texas Austin
UT Colleges as Alcoholic Drinks
Everyone has a favorite drink that’s their go-to on a night (or day, who’s judging) out....
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Texas Austin
7 Austin Instagrams That Prove You’re a UT Student
You already posted a “Gone to Texas” pic and put UT in your bio, but how...
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Texas Austin
Raise in Transcript and Tuition Price to Fund Bullet Train From West Campus to 6th Street
Recently UT passed legislation to increase tuition by 3% and to double the price of transcripts...
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Texas Austin
‘Fenvesville’ Established for Riverside Students Displaced by Oracle Development
AUSTIN, TEXAS —In a statement to Austin City Council, UT President Greg Fenves has announced the...
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UT Set to Offer Fortnite Minor This Fall
AUSTIN,TEXAS-With the recent popularity surge of the multi-platform video game Fortnite, UT has decided to keep...
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Can We All Just Agree That Plan II Majors Are the Worst Majors At UT?
UT is famous for the “I’m better than you” attitude of its students. It’s basically a...
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UT Austin Colleges Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are
UT is known for all the majors it offers, there’s something for everyone, but the school...
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The Different Types of Snakes in McCombs
McCombs students are often labelled as the most malicious and shady of all UT students, thus...
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A Judgmental Map of UT Austin
Maneuvering around the Forty Acres and the surrounding Austin areas can be difficult for anyone who...
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5 UT Classes to Register for if you Need to Boost Your GPA
It’s time to register for the spring semester, yet it can be hard to know exactly...
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5 Things To Do when Your Fake ID Gets Denied on Sixth Street
We’ve all been there. You go out when you’re under 21 with the intent to drunk af...
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Pike Pours Cocaine on Fenves’ Driveway in Attempt to Cancel Class Again
AUSTIN–In a desperate, last-minute plot to get classes canceled again, sources report that members of UT’s...
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Texas Rowing Team Sues Texas Rho For Copyright Infringement
AUSTIN, TX–Reports surfaced the past couple of days that Texas Rho, formally known as SAE, is...
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Top 10 Captions for Your Back to School UT Tower Insta
People post pictures at the UT Tower way more at the beginning of the semester. So...
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UT Student Misunderstands Ritual, Accidentally Sacrifices Beloved Albino Squirrel
AUSTIN- UT’s beloved albino squirrel tragically passed away Sunday after ill-informed freshman Donny Yelkovich sacrificed the...