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UC Berkeley
5 Pairs of Clogs We Wish The Clog Would Write About Instead of Literally Anything Else
The Daily Cal launched The Clog in 2013, and thousands of students were eager for long...
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UC Berkeley
The Top 10 Cal Day Essentials
It’s the most wonderful time of the year//With the kids all frat hopping//And stoners moke chopping...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Which Berkeley Co-Op is Right For You?
So, it’s late April, and your dumb ass has failed to secure housing for net year....
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Can You Get Someone to Take Your Flyer on Sproul?
Sproul is where all the creatures from the Underworld come to bombard kind, angelic students with...
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UC Berkeley
Wilfert: ‘No Collusion!’ with Russians in 2018 ASUC Election
Last week, Alexander Wilfert won the 2018 ASUC presidential election with 52 percent of the vote,...
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UC Berkeley
Heartwarming! Cal Sorority Girl Launches Fundraiser for Coachella Outfits
Every year, hundreds of Berkeley students flee campus to attend the annual Coachella music festival. For...
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UC Berkeley
5 Gymnastics Routines to do in Front of the Moffitt Toilet’s Motion Sensor to Get The Thing to Fucking Flush
Moffitt is home to the best bathrooms of UC Berkeley: recently remodeled and gender neutral, these...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley’s 150th Birthday Celebration Draws Stunning Crowd of 5 People
If you thought that Fiat Lux was just a simple marketing campaign of slightly problematic posters...
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UC Berkeley
The 7 Most Painfully Freshman Posts in the UC Berkeley Class of 2022 Facebook Group
Many prospective students received the wonderful news that they were admitted to Cal about a week...
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UC Berkeley
The Top 5 Songs to Blast While You Walk Home at 2 a.m. Pretending That This is Fine You’re Totally Safe Right Now
It’s 2 a.m., the library is closing, and you missed the last Bear Transit shuttle. Shit!...
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A Judgmental Map of Greek Row, Just in Time for Spring Rush
Spring Rush is in full swing people, and for all of you potential douchebags out there, it can...
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Cal Football Player “Very Proud” of A- Paper His Coach Wrote for Him
Cal Football wide receiver Donovan Morrison received an A- on his last English paper, the highest...
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Berkxit Passes, Cal Exits the University of California System
The referendum for the University of California at Berkeley to leave the University of California...
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The Judgmental Map of Cal Berkeley Campus
The widespread use of digital maps nowadays is an amazing thing, and yet they lack...
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8 Graphs That Show What Life at Berkeley is Like
The Black Sheep has been tapping into your Google search history, stalking your Facebook feed, and...
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11 Facts Tour Guides Don’t Tell You About UC Berkeley
It’s college tour season at UC Berkeley, and large packs of mostly-unqualified high school students are...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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The Judgmental Map of Orinda, CA
Situated to the east of Berkeley and Oakland, good ol’ Orinda is known for its extreme affluence...
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Quiz: What JUUL Pod Are You?
JUULs have become an increasingly popular form of ecigarette douchery. Conveniently small for on-the-go usage, the...
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QUIZ: How will you suffer at Cal *THIS* semester?
At the start of last semester, The Black Sheep released a quiz to predict how UC...
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The Black Sheep Checks Out Cal’s Hype Game Day [VIDEO]
Cal football might disappoint on the field (though certainly not last weekend), but Cal game day...