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Campus Life
The Unwritten Rules of Halloween at UCSB
As we all prepare for the night of our lives (or at least one of them),...
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UC Santa Barbara
How to Get Out-of-Towners to Leave Your USBC Halloween House Party
UCSB Halloween is a very special time of year. Unlike at any other time of the...
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Booze
9 Things to Expect From CA Law Enforcement’s Annual Halloweed Rager in IV
As Halloween approaches at UCSB, students prepare to welcome the thousands of police officers, sheriffs, and...
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Campus Life
How UCSB Students Right Good in College
Writing, surely, is no easy task. Surely! But good thing writing as we knew it is...
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Campus Life
REPORT: 82% of UCSB Student Loan Money Spent on Guacamole at Freebirds
According to a report by UCSB Office of Financial Aid and Scholarships, a startling 82% of...
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Sex
7 Substances Readily Available in Isla Vista to Rub on Your Nipples
What are the most sexual body parts? Weenies? Boobs? Butts? Feet? All wrong. The correct answer...
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Booze
UCSB ADP Announces Weed Brownie Bake Sale to Fund Fall Programs
This Friday the UCSB Alcohol and Drug Program will put on their first annual “420-for-all” baked...
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Campus Life
UCSB to Offer Counseling for Students Without Friends to Push Their iClickers
The Counseling and Psychological Services (CAPS) Department announced this week that it will soon be offering...
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Campus Life
Ranking UCSB Frats By How Clean Their Bathrooms Look from the Outside
If there’s one important consideration to be taken when judging the worthiness of a frat, it’s...
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UC Santa Barbara
Top 8 Sexiest UCSB Alumni
Since the school’s founding, many absolute cutie patooties have attended UCSB and called IV home. From...
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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UCSB Declares Turf War on Campus Drug Dealers in Anticipation of Lifted California Cannabis Laws
Chancellor Yang has announced that starting the first week of Winter Quarter, new UCPD zoning ordinances...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...