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Report Card: Grading The 2018 Extravaganza Lineup
AS has finally released the lineup for Extravaganza 2018, and folks, it is a doozie. On...
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UC Santa Barbara
6 Ways to Score a Selfie With the Elusive Chancellor Yang
UCSB: home to world class educators, beautiful beaches, and a party scene unlike any other. However,...
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UC Santa Barbara
The 7 Punniest Grout Puns Found in UCSB Bathrooms
Here at The Black Sheep, one of our investigators has found a series art pieces that...
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UC Santa Barbara
Op-Ed: Give Daddy Yang a Pay Raise
For anyone biking by Storke Tower this week, it would be nearly impossible to miss the...
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UC Santa Barbara
True Life: I Dumped My Girlfriend When I Found Out She Rides A Cruiser
It is a well known fact that cruiser bikes are the bane of UCSB. They’re slow,...
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5 Campus Improvements UCSB Needs More Than the NewCen
In this otherwise tumultuous and uncertain world we live in, there are two universally accepted truths:...
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8 Easy One-Liners To Quickly Scare Off Solicitors in the Arbor
Most of us dumb ones who actually go to class have to walk through the Arbor at...
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The 6 Best Climbing Trees At UCSB To Have Your Spiritual Awakening In
It’s no secret that our campus is gorgeous. And it’s also no secret that any Gaucho...
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9 Reasons I’m Constantly Crying at UCSB
As someone who spent the last twenty minutes crying and is still currently crying in the...
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UC Santa Barbara
Landslide Victory Approves CU-Backed Fee Increase to Enslave Cal Poly and Make Them Do Our Homework
In the wake of an across-the-board success for Campus United in this week’s general elections, sources...
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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UCSB Declares Turf War on Campus Drug Dealers in Anticipation of Lifted California Cannabis Laws
Chancellor Yang has announced that starting the first week of Winter Quarter, new UCPD zoning ordinances...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...