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UC Santa Barbara
Op-Ed: Give Daddy Yang a Pay Raise
For anyone biking by Storke Tower this week, it would be nearly impossible to miss the...
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UC Santa Barbara
True Life: I Dumped My Girlfriend When I Found Out She Rides a Cruiser
It is a well known fact that cruiser bikes are the bane of UCSB. They’re slow,...
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UC Santa Barbara
5 Campus Improvements UCSB Needs More Than the NewCen
In this otherwise tumultuous and uncertain world we live in, there are two universally accepted truths:...
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UC Santa Barbara
8 Easy One-Liners To Quickly Scare Off Solicitors in the Arbor
Most of us dumb ones who actually go to class have to walk through the Arbor at...
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UC Santa Barbara
The 6 Best Climbing Trees at UCSB to Have Your Spiritual Awakening In
It’s no secret that our campus is gorgeous. And it’s also no secret that any Gaucho...
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UC Santa Barbara
9 Reasons I’m Constantly Crying at UCSB
As someone who spent the last twenty minutes crying and is still currently crying in the...
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UC Santa Barbara
Landslide Victory Approves CU-Backed Fee Increase to Enslave Cal Poly and Make Them Do Our Homework
In the wake of an across-the-board success for Campus United in this week’s general elections, sources...
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UC Santa Barbara
QUIZ: What Kind of Weed Paraphernalia Are You?
Since every day is 4/20 in Isla Vista, don’t waste any time wondering who your spirit-smoking-apparatus...
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UC Santa Barbara
REPORT: 3 New Super-STDs Born and Spreading Through Isla Vista
The sun is out, Deltopia has passed, and people are fucking, well, all over the place....
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UC Santa Barbara
Chancellor Yang Bans Wind From UCSB
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – In a groundbreaking decision, Henry T. Yang has banned all wind from...
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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Ranking The UCSB Res Halls Based On RA Hotness
UCSB is well known for how attractive its students are. In fact, a recent study conducted...
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...
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5 Awkward Encounters Everyone Has With Their Dealer at UCSB
Everyone has had weird run-ins with their dealer. Maybe you crossed paths while you were showing...