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UC Santa Barbara
UCSB Receives Second $200 Million Donation in Form of Bidets
Just days after billionaire Charles Munger gave UCSB the largest single donation in the...
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UC Santa Barbara
8 Deltopia Cops Who Clearly Wish They Were Shloshed
Deltopia has come and gone. Hordes of out-of-towners came into our homes, threw up, and...
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Campus Life
7 Animals You Won’t Find at UCSB and Why
The University of California, Santa Barbara is home to an abundant and diverse population of...
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UC Santa Barbara
8 Reasons Why UCSB Was Better in the Early 2000s
UCSB has lost its mojo. Serious tragedies are occurring on a yearly basis that are rapidly...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Great Spots to Hide Your Dead Roommate at UCSB
Did your roommate recently meet with his violent demise? Do you have a reason to cover...
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Campus Life
Tea Time with Chancellor Henry “T Stands for Tea” Yang
Chancellor Yang loves tea. The Black Sheep also shares a passion for the bitter, traditionally...
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Satire
6 Jack Johnson Lyrics that Aren’t About UCSB
Song lyrics are complicated. Artists often write in difficult-to-understand ways, using confusing poetic devices such...
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UC Santa Barbara
The Pros and Cons of Freebirds at 2 a.m.
There gets to be a point on any given weekend night when it seems like there...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Types of Kids You’re Bound to Meet in CASE
Unless you were a practicing Mormon or lived in a bush during your freshman year, you...
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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UCSB Declares Turf War on Campus Drug Dealers in Anticipation of Lifted California Cannabis Laws
Chancellor Yang has announced that starting the first week of Winter Quarter, new UCPD zoning ordinances...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...