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UC Santa Barbara
UCSB Receives Second $200 Million Donation in Form of Bidets
Just days after billionaire Charles Munger gave UCSB the largest single donation in the...
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UC Santa Barbara
8 Deltopia Cops Who Clearly Wish They Were Shloshed
Deltopia has come and gone. Hordes of out-of-towners came into our homes, threw up, and...
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Campus Life
7 Animals You Won’t Find at UCSB and Why
The University of California, Santa Barbara is home to an abundant and diverse population of...
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UC Santa Barbara
8 Reasons Why UCSB Was Better in the Early 2000s
UCSB has lost its mojo. Serious tragedies are occurring on a yearly basis that are rapidly...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Great Spots to Hide Your Dead Roommate at UCSB
Did your roommate recently meet with his violent demise? Do you have a reason to cover...
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Campus Life
Tea Time with Chancellor Henry “T Stands for Tea” Yang
Chancellor Yang loves tea. The Black Sheep also shares a passion for the bitter, traditionally...
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Satire
6 Jack Johnson Lyrics that Aren’t About UCSB
Song lyrics are complicated. Artists often write in difficult-to-understand ways, using confusing poetic devices such...
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UC Santa Barbara
The Pros and Cons of Freebirds at 2 a.m.
There gets to be a point on any given weekend night when it seems like there...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Types of Kids You’re Bound to Meet in CASE
Unless you were a practicing Mormon or lived in a bush during your freshman year, you...
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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Ranking The UCSB Res Halls Based On RA Hotness
UCSB is well known for how attractive its students are. In fact, a recent study conducted...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...