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UC Santa Barbara
QUIZ: What Kind of Weed Paraphernalia Are You?
Since every day is 4/20 in Isla Vista, don’t waste any time wondering who your spirit-smoking-apparatus...
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UC Santa Barbara
REPORT: 3 New Super-STDs Born and Spreading Through Isla Vista
The sun is out, Deltopia has passed, and people are fucking, well, all over the place....
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UC Santa Barbara
Chancellor Yang Bans Wind From UCSB
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – In a groundbreaking decision, Henry T. Yang has banned all wind from...
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UC Santa Barbara
Ranking the 5 Most Unnecessary Features of UCSB Architecture
Have you ever strolled by some random-ass building and have just been like “what the fuck...
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UC Santa Barbara
5 Reasons UCSB Students are One With the Mapaches
UCSB students have a special relationship with the local critters on campus. Last quarter they even...
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UC Santa Barbara
A Gaucho Girl’s Guide to Winning in a World of Fuckboys
So you’re at a frat party, having a great time, and all of a sudden Chad...
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UC Santa Barbara
5 More Terrible Places to Smoke at UCSB
Spring does not bring fresh new beginnings to every aspect of life — due to the...
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UC Santa Barbara
The 5 Weirdest Professors at UCSB from RateMyProfessor.com
The classic move of the UCSB student is to log in for their pass time and...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Gaucho-Approved Methods for Dumping Your Winter Cuff
Spring has sprung, and we all know what that means – it’s dumping season! As weather...
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UC Santa Barbara
6 Ways to Retrace Your Steps After You Fully Sent It on Deltopia
Here at The Black Sheep, we promote safe, responsible consumption of alcohol and other mind-altering substances....
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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Ranking The UCSB Res Halls Based On RA Hotness
UCSB is well known for how attractive its students are. In fact, a recent study conducted...
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...