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UC Santa Barbara
QUIZ: What Kind of Weed Paraphernalia Are You?
Since every day is 4/20 in Isla Vista, don’t waste any time wondering who your spirit-smoking-apparatus...
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UC Santa Barbara
REPORT: 3 New Super-STDs Born and Spreading Through Isla Vista
The sun is out, Deltopia has passed, and people are fucking, well, all over the place....
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UC Santa Barbara
Chancellor Yang Bans Wind From UCSB
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – In a groundbreaking decision, Henry T. Yang has banned all wind from...
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UC Santa Barbara
Ranking the 5 Most Unnecessary Features of UCSB Architecture
Have you ever strolled by some random-ass building and have just been like “what the fuck...
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UC Santa Barbara
5 Reasons UCSB Students are One With the Mapaches
UCSB students have a special relationship with the local critters on campus. Last quarter they even...
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UC Santa Barbara
A Gaucho Girl’s Guide to Winning in a World of Fuckboys
So you’re at a frat party, having a great time, and all of a sudden Chad...
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UC Santa Barbara
5 More Terrible Places to Smoke at UCSB
Spring does not bring fresh new beginnings to every aspect of life — due to the...
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UC Santa Barbara
The 5 Weirdest Professors at UCSB from RateMyProfessor.com
The classic move of the UCSB student is to log in for their pass time and...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 Gaucho-Approved Methods for Dumping Your Winter Cuff
Spring has sprung, and we all know what that means – it’s dumping season! As weather...
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UC Santa Barbara
6 Ways to Retrace Your Steps After You Fully Sent It on Deltopia
Here at The Black Sheep, we promote safe, responsible consumption of alcohol and other mind-altering substances....
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Quiz: Which UCSB Dining Commons Are YOU?
You can tell a whole lot about someone from the Dining Hall they frequent. But are you...
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QUIZ: Which Menial UCSB Campus Job Should You Apply For?
Are you hurting for some beer money? Did you run out of paid studies to take...
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7 Reasons to Be Thankful You Don’t Go to Cal Poly
1000 years ago, on the very first Thanksgiving Day, the pilgrims held a feast with some...
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The Official UCSB Res Hall Ranking by Litness
Students have long debated which of the dorms offers the best accommodations – be it based...
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The 5 Easiest Classes at UCSB to Slurp Your Way to an A
Everyone’s heard the rumors, and unless you’re lame, you’ve had a few friends do it themselves....
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A Definitive Ranking of UCSB Dorms (by Height)
If you have ever wondered which dorm at UCSB is the tallest, or which dorm at...
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Ranking UCSB Frats by How Sweaty Their Parties Are
Everybody knows UCSB as a top-tier party school, but how often do we give thanks to...
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The Judgmental Map of San Jose, California
Since San Jose is the third largest city in California (take that, San Francisco!) there are...
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UCSB Declares Turf War on Campus Drug Dealers in Anticipation of Lifted California Cannabis Laws
Chancellor Yang has announced that starting the first week of Winter Quarter, new UCPD zoning ordinances...
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REPORT CARD: Grading the Best Places to Have Sex in Public at UCSB
Thanks to a spirited effort from the Chancellor’s office to put together this handy how-to guide,...