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Please Stop Dancing in Laurel Hall
The semester is just about over, but there is something that needs to be brought into...
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How to Pass Your Finals with Nickel Happening Every Night
While Huskies has blessed us the past few weeks with Double Nickels, they plan to make...
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How To Dump All Your Personal Problems Onto Your Unwitting Professor During Office Hours
It’s the end of the semester. Adrenaline and cheap liquor are coursing through your veins, your...
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Here are All the Things I Didn’t Get to do This Spring Weekend
As fate should have it, SUBOG’s mediocrity strikes again. Yet another Spring Weekend (that wasn’t deemed...
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5 Possible Reasons the New UConn Gym is Taking So Long
There was no hootin’ and hollerin’ when the decision for the construction of the new gym...
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5 Shitty Predictions of Spring Weekend 2018
Ah yes, Spring Weekend, the glorious two days when students set ablaze assorted paraphernalia throughout campus...
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5 UConn Buildings That Need to be Torn Down Immediately
In 1881, our large state school was a teeny patch of farmland. Literally, this was an...
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UConn Residence Halls as the Jersey Shore Cast: Same Shit, Different Toilet
It’s Guido time, bitches. Jersey Shore has returned to reunite our country and campus alike. It’s...
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The Black Sheep’s UCONNIC Music Festival Review: It Was Fine
Remember the biggest failure this university has given us? If your mind immediately went to the...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Anonymous Daddy
This weeks daddy body is better than his face so we’re sticking with the goods. He...
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QUIZ: Which UConn Bar Are You?
We may not be in a college town with bars like whatever those losers have in Boston,...
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Quiz: You’re a UConn College Republican, Can You Protect Ben Shapiro from Liberal Cucks?
If there’s anything we’ve learned in the past year it’s that the older we get, the...
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The 5 Easiest Classes At UConn
At this point in the semester you’ve battled through a lousy exam grade or two, gained...
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The Black Sheep Goes to Electric Blue
While in The Black Sheep barn (we live in a stable because we’re filthy animals) two...
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The Pros and Cons of Every UConn Dining Hall
Anyone living on the UConn campus has bitched and moaned about the dining hall experience at...
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Why Being a Communications Major Is Actually Really, Really Hard
Communications majors: you know them as soon as you see them. They’re the ones stumbling out...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Brendan of AEPi
Hey, Huskies. It’s (always) cuffing season at the U of Conn, so we’re back with...
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5 Reasons Why The UConn Rec Sucks
UConn students’ love for drinking beer, Fireball, Burnett’s, or whatever it is that ensures an unforgettable...
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UConn Girls’ Guide to Winning in a World of Fuckboys
A great philosopher once said, “Boys of UConn…you have been truly awful this semester.” It doesn’t...
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Large Black Double Dildo Causes Mass Hysteria In Storrs
History was made on Thursday, February 5th when arguably the biggest scandal to ever hit the...