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UConn Residence Halls as the Jersey Shore Cast: Same Shit, Different Toilet
It’s Guido time, bitches. Jersey Shore has returned to reunite our country and campus alike. It’s...
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The Black Sheep’s UCONNIC Music Festival Review: It Was Fine
Remember the biggest failure this university has given us? If your mind immediately went to the...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Anonymous Daddy
This weeks daddy body is better than his face so we’re sticking with the goods. He...
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The UConn Bookstore Can Fuck Right Off
UConn is falling apart. Tory Lanez blue-balled us, and apparently we’re busting too many nuts into...
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You Guys, We Do This Every Year: Jizz Doesn’t Clog Drains
For centuries, university establishments have taken in millions upon millions of students finally on the brink...
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UConn’s Course Catalog Rewritten to Describe What Classes Are Actually About
Sometimes here at UConn, class names are a fucking lie. And by sometimes, we mean always....
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UConn’s 2018 Drunk Food Bracket Winner Is…
There’s no data point timeline to prove it but you can bet your ass that 90...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Dan the Ass Man
This week’s daddy is Dan the Ass Man, and he is as deep as he is...
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The 8 Stages of A Husky’s Night Out As Told By SpongeBob
As the past few weeks on Twitter have shown, there is indeed a SpongeBob meme for...
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The 5 Stages of Grief that Come With UConn Class Registration
Spring is dragging its bloated corpse around the corner from Ted’s, hungover and full of regrets,...
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QUIZ: Which UConn Bar Are You?
We may not be in a college town with bars like whatever those losers have in Boston,...
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Quiz: You’re a UConn College Republican, Can You Protect Ben Shapiro from Liberal Cucks?
If there’s anything we’ve learned in the past year it’s that the older we get, the...
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The 5 Easiest Classes At UConn
At this point in the semester you’ve battled through a lousy exam grade or two, gained...
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The Black Sheep Goes to Electric Blue
While in The Black Sheep barn (we live in a stable because we’re filthy animals) two...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Brendan of AEPi
Hey, Huskies. It’s (always) cuffing season at the U of Conn, so we’re back with...
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Why Being a Communications Major Is Actually Really, Really Hard
Communications majors: you know them as soon as you see them. They’re the ones stumbling out...
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The Pros and Cons of Every UConn Dining Hall
Anyone living on the UConn campus has bitched and moaned about the dining hall experience at...
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5 Reasons Why The UConn Rec Sucks
UConn students’ love for drinking beer, Fireball, Burnett’s, or whatever it is that ensures an unforgettable...
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UConn Girls’ Guide to Winning in a World of Fuckboys
A great philosopher once said, “Boys of UConn…you have been truly awful this semester.” It doesn’t...
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Large Black Double Dildo Causes Mass Hysteria In Storrs
History was made on Thursday, February 5th when arguably the biggest scandal to ever hit the...