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The Top 5 Sexiest UConn Comm Professors: YOU DECIDE!
Everyone loves to shit on comm majors, but they won’t once they figure out that these...
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UConn Hot Profs: The 5 Hottest Hotties of HDFS
From Puppetry to Maritime studies, UConn loves teaching some weird shit. Another of UConn’s obscure and...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Ben F*ck-it Bucz
This week’s UConn daddy laughs when his phone percentage is 69 and spends his free time starring in The...
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Psychoanalyzing the Shit Out of Laptop Stickers Spotted in Homer B
Midterms week is upon us and that means nightly library dates with the main man in...
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Op-Ed: Just Because I Cancelled Class Doesn’t Mean You Should Go Get Drunk
Every time the alert text gives a winter storm warning, my insides start trembling like a hang...
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SUBOG’s Music Festival Lineup Made Nobody Nut
After waiting for over a month since SUBOG announced it was having a spring music festival,...
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6 Instagrams That Turn Storrs into an Exotic Spring Break Destination
All your friends are lucky enough to escape next week for international cocaine overdoses and a...
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5 Screenshots that Perfectly Encapsulate UConn Dating Apps
Dating apps are like a frat party: if you bring your feelings you’ll leave disappointed. But...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Protein Pumping Petey
This week’s daddy is the 6’3 kilt wearing, whiskey chugging, epitome of presidential shame; Protein Pumping...
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Op-Ed: Your Darties Are Ruining the Quaint Family Experience of Mansfield
Dear “Dartiers,” Ever since I made the transition from the big city to this cowtown after...
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QUIZ: Which UConn Bar Are You?
We may not be in a college town with bars like whatever those losers have in Boston,...
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Quiz: You’re a UConn College Republican, Can You Protect Ben Shapiro from Liberal Cucks?
If there’s anything we’ve learned in the past year it’s that the older we get, the...
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The 5 Easiest Classes At UConn
At this point in the semester you’ve battled through a lousy exam grade or two, gained...
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The Black Sheep Goes to Electric Blue
While in The Black Sheep barn (we live in a stable because we’re filthy animals) two...
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The Pros and Cons of Every UConn Dining Hall
Anyone living on the UConn campus has bitched and moaned about the dining hall experience at...
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Why Being a Communications Major Is Actually Really, Really Hard
Communications majors: you know them as soon as you see them. They’re the ones stumbling out...
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UConn Daddy of the Week: Brendan of AEPi
Hey, Huskies. It’s (always) cuffing season at the U of Conn, so we’re back with...
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5 Reasons Why The UConn Rec Sucks
UConn students’ love for drinking beer, Fireball, Burnett’s, or whatever it is that ensures an unforgettable...
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UConn Girls’ Guide to Winning in a World of Fuckboys
A great philosopher once said, “Boys of UConn…you have been truly awful this semester.” It doesn’t...
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Large Black Double Dildo Causes Mass Hysteria In Storrs
History was made on Thursday, February 5th when arguably the biggest scandal to ever hit the...