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The Zodiac Shitter? Guy Who Pooped Under Washington Stairway Comes Forward With Cryptic Messages
The guy who pooped under Washington Stairway last week has begun sending cryptic messages to UMass...
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Truly Haunting: ‘I Saw It With My Own Eyes,’ Says Student Upon Discovery Of Sylvan
Steven Mills, an Isenberg sophomore who lives in a Southwest tower, claimed that he was stumbling...
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The Results Are In! People Living In Southwest Officially Think They’re Better Than You
The University of Massachusetts Amherst looks to stay ahead on cutting-edge research, which is why the...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...
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5 Most Memorable Moments from UMass this Year
UMass has had quite a year. As we leave the fateful academic year of 17-18, it’s...
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UMass Forced to Get Creative with Tuition Charges, Announces ‘Born in the Last 100 Years’ Fee
UMass Administrators have been forced to get creative to ensure that students have access to all...
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Alarming Number of UMass Students Still Unable to Operate Spire
A shocking new report showed that the majority of students on campus are unable to operate...
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Help! Nobody Told Kayla Dance Marathon Ended and She’s Been Going at It for 72 Hours!
Kayla Johnson was separated from her friends during hour thirteen of this year’s Dance Marathon. In...
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5 Other Sponsored Contests that Would Really Help UMass Out
College-aged individuals have always been a very coveted segment in the market. After the conclusion of...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Spots at UMass
Well, it’s October and it’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out. UMass...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...