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UMass
Alarming Number of UMass Students Still Unable to Operate Spire
A shocking new report showed that the majority of students on campus are unable to operate...
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UMass
Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets to Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...
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UMass
Help! Nobody Told Kayla Dance Marathon Ended and She’s Been Going at It for 72 Hours!
Kayla Johnson was separated from her friends during hour thirteen of this year’s Dance Marathon. In...
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UMass
5 Other Sponsored Contests that Would Really Help UMass Out
College-aged individuals have always been a very coveted segment in the market. After the conclusion of...
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UMass
Berk to Host ‘Swipe Night’ for Leftover Matches from the Cardi B Contest
The Cardi B Tinder Contest was a phenomenon that overtook fingers across the nation. Now that...
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UMass
6 Other Colleges UMass Should Snatch Up After Buying Mount Ida
After purchasing Mount Ida College, the campus was abuzz discussing how the university is taking on...
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UMass
Most UMass Students Unaware a Football Game Was Played After Spring Tailgate
The spring tailgate is an event shroud in mystery, as much of the student body believes...
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UMass
5 Ways to Celebrate Patriot’s Day Like a True Minuteman
Patriot’s Day is a holiday unique to the Bay State where Massholes can celebrate the men...
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Campus Life
9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid
Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...
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Booze
5 Battle-Tested Tactics for Sneaking Booze into the Spring Concert
The spring is finally here (at least for the time being), and that means that the...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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The Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid
Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets to Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...