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Campus Life
Students at UMass to Protest Columbus Day By Showing Up to Classes
The University of Massachusetts is one of many public institutions that recognizes Columbus Day as a...
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Booze
5 Ways You Can Definitely Tell Fall is Finally Fally Falling at UMass
It’s pretty easy to tell it’s fall once things really kick off. The first thing would...
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Campus Life
5 Easy Ways to Conquer Any Line Around UMass
If you go to UMass, you know that this school is overrun with lines. Lines pop...
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Satire
UMass SGA Predicts Record Breaking Voter Turnout This Year
Recent polls conducted by the UMass SGA indicate that upwards of fifteen students may cast votes...
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Sports
UMass’ Rashaan Holloway is Obsessed with Snapple and Being a Libra
After an underwhelming season which saw the UMass Minutemen fail to make the tournament once...
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Campus Life
UMass Cyclists Creating Hostile Campus Environment for Pedestrians
University officials released a statement yesterday regarding the unsettling uptick in high-speed cyclists zipping around campus. The...
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Campus Life
Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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Booze
5 Flying Objects that Might Have Concussed You at Hobart Last Weekend
Before sub-zero temperatures come screaming into Pioneer Valley in less than two weeks, it’s extremely important...
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Campus Life
5 Differences Between 1863 UMass and UMass Now
Look, there’s no way to deny the changes and advances that have come through the years...
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Campus Life
UMass Hires Cigarette Sommeliers to be Stationed at Hobart Day Drinks
With the school year officially under way, the time-honored tradition of chain-smoking and binge drinking at...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Spots at UMass
Well, it’s October and it’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out. UMass...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...