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Budget for Blarney Prevention Now Exceeds Costs of Potential F*ckery
The Blarney Blowout, a tradition that likely dates back thousands of years to ancient Gaelic communities...
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UMass Tradition Ruined by Excessive Drinking
Since its founding in 1863, UMass has accumulated an astoundingly disproportionate amount of traditions to keep the...
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8 Things About Blarney Weekend People Won’t Shut Up About
With Blarney this Saturday, there’s sure to be a lot of chatter about all the activities....
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9 Issues You Should Really Be Yelling at the New SGA President About
Did you hear UMass has a new SGA president? Do you even know what SGA means?...
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Booze Review: Watermelon Rubinoff
Rubinoff. The name conjures scenes of vomit, painted over rolling New England landscapes. For every high...
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How to Get Yourself Out of Another Lame Night Out in Amherst
Crowds of drunk UMass students invading the streets of Amherst isn’t for the weak or the...
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We Ranked UMass Frats by Their Coat Checking Services
Look, coat checks can make or break your night. Having a reliable way to save your...
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5 of the Best Spots at UMass to Rethink Your Poor Life Decisions
College is a time to explore new interests, grow as a person, and orient one’s self...
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Oh Yikes! Look at this Awkward Love Letter Some Sad RA Wrote
The UMass campus is ablaze right now after a Valentine’s Day card was left in ILC...
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Berk Just Going to Hand Out Rubinoff to Sad, Lonely Students This Valentines Day
In a move that slightly resembles Hooters’ plan to bring in customers on Valentine’s Day, Berk...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid
Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...