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7 Really Cool Buildings on Campus That You’ll Never Ever Step Inside!
The University of Massachusetts Amherst is a beautiful, sprawling campus tucked in the middle of the...
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6 STD Infested Areas at UMass to Definitely Avoid
On today’s college campuses something like 25% of students contract an STD. Given this frightening statistic,...
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Amherst to Channel Leftover Riot Fever into Winter Olympics
United States Olympic fans in Amherst are feeling lingerings of riot fever that most people suffered...
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Classes Cancelled After Amherst Swarmed By 4-8 Inches Of ‘Liberal Snowflakes’
Local weathermen are referring to the storm today as “markedly different” from ones past. A heavy...
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UMass’ Renovated Old Chapel to Ring Bells for Every Student Arrest
In the wake of a semester where over 300 students were arrested for being drunk idiots,...
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How to Riot at UMass After the Patriots Inevitably Win the Super Bowl… Again
This Sunday marks the fifty-second annual NFL Super Bowl, to be played between the New England...
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UMass to Ban Eagles Fans From Dining Halls Ahead of Super Bowl
In order to gather some momentum before the New England Patriots face off against the Philadelphia...
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How to JUUL in Class Like a True Minuteman
JUULing: campus epidemic, or hot new trend? While JUULs may seem cool and flashy, who are...
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UMass Transfer Students Excited to Never be Poisoned by Evil Gluten Again
As the new semester kicks off, the Commonwealth’s flagship campus welcomes over 500 transfer students! While...
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UMass Parking Services Now Accepting Your Left Kidney As Payment
Due to a surge in formal complaints and citation appeals swarming the administration, University of Massachusetts...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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9 UMass Resources Literally No One Uses Because They’re Stupid
Since it’s inception, UMass has developed a number of unpopular resources to aid those worthy patrons...