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Campus Life
6 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don’t Go To UNH
It’s finally the time of year where folks sit down for a big family meal and...
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Campus Life
Eduroam Announces Scheduled Maintenance to ‘Fix’ its WiFi Problems
Outrage is beginning to flow around campus as Eduroam representatives recently announced that they will be...
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Campus Life
6 Things UMass Students Would Have Brought on the Mayflower
The Mayflower. Can you picture it? Big heaving wooden menace, lost adrift in the Atlantic for...
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Campus Life
5 Ways UMass Amherst Students Can Spice Up The Mid-Semester Doldrums
Every semester has the same arch of work. You do nothing for four weeks straight, then...
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Booze
5 Surefire Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of Monkey Bar
UMass students everywhere know that Monkey Bar is the best place for rowdy behavior that could...
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UMass
UMass To Institute ‘Saturdays Are For DuBois’ Events To Replace Darties
With inclement weather fast approaching, UMass’s own DuBois library recently announced that from now until Blarney,...
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Campus Life
STI Testing at UHS Reveals That Half of Testees Have Never Actually Had Sex
Test results from an STI and HIV testing clinic at University Health Services last week revealed...
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Campus Life
Shit You’re Just Wayyy Too Old for at UMass
Look, the Zoomass party culture is a good time. It’s great fun for everyone. That being...
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Campus Life
UMPD Opens Investigation Into ‘Dealing With’ Campus Geese
Over the weekend, the University of Massachusetts Police Department began interviewing witnesses and collecting forensic evidence...
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Booze
5 Questions We Have For People Who Go to Hobart Just for the Instagram
UMass day drinks (while slowly being phased out), are still a great time. Nobody can deny...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Spots at UMass
Well, it’s October and it’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out. UMass...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...