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Satire
UMass Dining Adding New ‘All Tricks, No Treats’ Spin to Halloweekend
Recent rumblings from UMass Dining Services suggest that this year’s Halloween’s ‘All Treats’ event will be...
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Campus Life
8 UMass Halloween Costumes Only We Would Wear
Halloween is right around the corner, UMass students will trade in their usual Vineyard Vines quarter...
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Campus Life
5 Non-Sexual Things About UMass that Turn You Right On
Sex gets a lot of coverage here at UMass and you would think that even the...
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Satire
UMass Activists Regret Saving the Bees after Enduring Swarms at Tailgate
Several thousand bees descended upon drunk students this past weekend at the Homecoming tailgate, inciting fear...
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Campus Life
How To Spook People Studying in Du Bois
The month of October is essentially 31 amazing days of Halloween. There’s pumpkin spiced everything, haunted...
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Satire
UMass Students Protest Sexism in TotMAN and BOYden Gyms
Students all over UMass are outraged after a recent revelation has come to light. In a...
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Quiz
Where at UMass are You Destined to Live Next Year?
October is leasing season, and if you’re looking to get a place off campus, you’re going...
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Campus Life
6 Ways to Convince Your Parents You’re Not a Total Piece of Shit When They Come to Visit
With Homecoming this next weekend, you may be getting a surprise call from your parents telling...
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Campus Life
A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Spots at UMass
Well, it’s October and it’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out. UMass...
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Booze
5 Ways You Can Tell You’re at an Honors College Party
The Honors College: buncha rich kids riding the chin hair of their parents as they...
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Top 5 Spots on UMass’ Campus for a DIY Glory Hole
The first thing many think when they arrive at UMass is, “man, this place could use...
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10 Things Only Students at UMass Amherst Think Are Normal
Every college has its own unique set of “normal.” Usually, the things that one university...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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Judgmental Map of Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
If you’ve never heard of it, Jamaica Plain is a cute little neighborhood in Boston directly...
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Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?
Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your...
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A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Spots at UMass
Well, it’s October and it’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out. UMass...
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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?
Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...
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UMass’ Haigis Mall Set to Open First Store in December
After countless years of simply being a bus stop, UMass’ own Haigis Mall will finally live...
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6 of the Most Fucked Up Things to Ever Happen at UMass
UMass Amherst has a reputation for being somewhat of a “party school,” but exactly what constitutes...
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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go
Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...