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Virginia Tech
Tragedy: Freshman Falls Victim To Sorority Table Outside Turner, Donates Kidney To Avoid Awkward Conversation
Ambulances were seen outside of Turner on Wednesday morning after one freshman was foolish enough to...
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Virginia Tech
We Dressed Up Like Townies And Went To A Townie Bar: Here’s What Happened
Let’s be honest, the Blacksburg bar and club scene could be a lot better. There are...
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Virginia Tech
Whoops: VT accidentally Makes Statue Of Frank’s Hot Sauce Instead Of Frank Beamer
Both students and alumni were outraged Saturday when Virginia Tech unveiled a statue of Frank’s Red...
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Virginia Tech
Tragedy In Pritchard: Freshman Hosting Dorm Party Accidentally Plays Mr. Sandman Instead Of Enter Sandman
Students in Pritchard were in distress Friday night after a freshman hosting a dorm party played...
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Virginia Tech
VT Student Still Working Out Trust Issues After Loss To ODU
Junior Frank Lemur, has reportedly developed some of the most severe trust issues to date since...
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Virginia Tech
Unread Resumes From Business Horizons Revealed To Be The Secret Ingredient That Makes Rosemary Fries So Awful
After extensive interviews with unnamed members of the D2 staff, it has finally been revealed just...
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Virginia Tech
5 Conspiracy Theories That Explain How McBryde Is Actually The First Layer Of Hell
We all should have expected that choosing to go to college at an institution that’s literally...
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Virginia Tech
Students In West End Lines Request FEMA Aid As Wait For Pasta Enters Third Day
Days of anguish came to a head Monday afternoon as FEMA volunteers burst into West End...
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Virginia Tech
10 Shades Of Paint That Are Whiter Than Tim Sands And, Like, Probably More Interesting
Our beloved president, Tim Sands, the Sandblaster, is probably one of of the white white guys...
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Campus Life
6 Photos That Make You Say, ‘That’s Not A Banana Republic Model – That’s President Sands!”
Timothy Sands, President Sands, VTSandsman, Jack Kennedy on crack – these are just a few of...
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QUIZ: Which Blacksburg Bar Are You?
Blacksburg is a city known for its nightlife. If you are over 21 or...
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The Perfect Hokie-Inspired Sex Playlist for V-Day
In honor of Valentine’s Day this Sunday, we’ve compiled a Sex Playlist for our humping Hokies....
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QUIZ: How Long Will You LAst at Ring Dance?
Since your freshman year, you’ve heard all there is to hear about the long-held Ring...
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A Judgmental Map of Virginia Tech
Pull up a campus map and you’ll find the official names of buildings and streets,...
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We Investigated the Secret Virginia Tech Parents Facebook Group
When we headed off to Blacksburg, we had the inclination that this was our big step...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Hokie or Cavalier Crap?
Sure, you might attend Virginia Tech, but are you really a true Hokie? Do you have...
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Blacksburg’s Chug it List: Every Drink You Need to Try Before Graduating
Here in Blacksburg, going downtown is the Hokies’ favorite weekend pastime. Once the Big...
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Misplaced ‘Ghetto Kroger’ Cart In ‘Gucci Kroger’ Lot Divides Blacksburg
The Blacksburg community was properly shaken this week when two very different worlds collided in what...
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Top 5: Fraternity Guy and Sorority Girl Stereotypes at VT
It’s more than just fall for some people. For fraternities, it’s pledge season. It’s a...
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Hokie’s Guide to Blacksburg’s Cheapest Food
Since you’ve been back from break your bank account has probably been tapped thanks to...
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Hokie Trivia: How Well Do You Know VT? [VIDEO]
Whether you’re a senior or a sophomore (sorry frosh) you should know a thing or...
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Hokie Girls: A Mean Girls Parody [VIDEO]
Everyone loves the iconic Mean Girls, but what if it happened here at VT? Well, we...