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Idiot Who Didn’t Bother To Do The Reading Can’t Understand Why This LearnSmart Assignment Is So Flim, Flam Difficult
Jim Bond, a sophomore at Virginia Tech who waited until the hour it was due to...
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4 Unlikely Couples Who Won’t Stop Sucking Face On The Drillfield
There’s a definite line that you don’t want to cross when it comes to PDA for...
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Virginia Tech’s Top Secret, Secretest Secret Menu
Where does Tim Sands keep the Sorcerer’s Stone, or what exactly is under the Drillfield and...
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8 Insults That’ll Get The Loud Frat Boys Behind You In Lecture To Shut TF Up
Imagine this: you’re sitting in a 2:30 lecture, it’s your last class of the day, and...
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Student Who Hiked Dragon’s Tooth ‘Pretty Sure The Dragon Could Stand To Floss’
Kyle James, a senior history major, spent his weekend hiking Dragon’s Tooth. At 1,505 ft., with a...
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Report: Increase In Blacksburg’s Moped Riders Really Explains The Whole Hemorrhoid Issue
BLACKSBURG, VA – Local pharmacies have reported that the popular cream for treating hemorrhoids, Preparation H,...
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5 Frat Party Themes That Show Girls You’re Relatable And Not At All Objectifying Them
Frat parties are nothing without the women, but too often they feel that they have to...
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Misplaced ‘Ghetto Kroger’ Cart In ‘Gucci Kroger’ Lot Divides Blacksburg
The Blacksburg community was properly shaken this week when two very different worlds collided in what...
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5 Ways A True Hokie Would Help President Sands Raise His Demon Army To Take Over Every Other College
Students at Virginia Tech are said to be some of the happiest students in America, and...
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Engineer’s Ego Shattered by VT’s New Carilion School of Medicine
BLACKSBURG, VA – Earlier this month Virginia Tech announced that the Carilion School of Medicine is...
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QUIZ: Which Blacksburg Bar Are You?
Blacksburg is a city known for its nightlife. If you are over 21 or...
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The Perfect Hokie-Inspired Sex Playlist for V-Day
In honor of Valentine’s Day this Sunday, we’ve compiled a Sex Playlist for our humping Hokies....
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QUIZ: How Long Will You LAst at Ring Dance?
Since your freshman year, you’ve heard all there is to hear about the long-held Ring...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Hokie or Cavalier Crap?
Sure, you might attend Virginia Tech, but are you really a true Hokie? Do you have...
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Misplaced ‘Ghetto Kroger’ Cart In ‘Gucci Kroger’ Lot Divides Blacksburg
The Blacksburg community was properly shaken this week when two very different worlds collided in what...
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A Judgmental Map of Virginia Tech
Pull up a campus map and you’ll find the official names of buildings and streets,...
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Blacksburg’s Chug it List: Every Drink You Need to Try Before Graduating
Here in Blacksburg, going downtown is the Hokies’ favorite weekend pastime. Once the Big...
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Pick Spots in D.C. to Vomit and We’ll Tell You Which First Kid You Are
With nearly 20 colleges, one of the most polluted air systems in the US, and...
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QUIZ: Which Virginia Tech Dining Hall Are You?
As a Tech student, you probably have had a meal plan at one point in...
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Judgmental Seating Chart of Lane Stadium
Going to the game is a gamble when it comes to seating, and I’m not...
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Hokie Trivia: How Well Do You Know VT? [VIDEO]
Whether you’re a senior or a sophomore (sorry frosh) you should know a thing or...
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Hokie Girls: A Mean Girls Parody [VIDEO]
Everyone loves the iconic Mean Girls, but what if it happened here at VT? Well, we...