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Exposed: President Sands Loves Taking Hobby Lobby Photoshoots
Christiansburg welcomed its very first Hobby Lobby into the area last month and it’s been quite...
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Breaking: Virginia Tech Spring Game Reveals that UVa Still Sucks
This past Saturday, Virginia Tech beat itself 28-26 at a game of football at the annual...
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7 Practiced Responses for Your SPOT Survey Answers
We can almost smell the end of the semester, even though the weather’s taken twelve years...
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5 Hokie Tattoos That Will Make You Regret Having Eyes
So you think you’re a devout Hokie? Well, we all do, kid. We all spend ridiculous...
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VT Women’s Lacrosse Team Declares All Members Legally Colorblind
Last week a video leaked on the internet of the Virginia Tech’s Women’s, predominately white, lacrosse...
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5 Best Places in Blacksburg to Ruthlessly Dump Someone
Is it spring yet? If we’re judging by Blacksburg weather, we won’t be certain until after...
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A Day in the Life of a Hokie as Told by the FBI Agent in Their Laptop
This is Agent Crames Komey, codename “Sporty Spice”, ready to report for duty on the 20-something...
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The Rundown on The Best Blacksburg Trivia Nights
There’s practically nothing to do in Blacksburg. Unless you’re into underground sandwich shops or weird vegan...
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8 Ways to Convince People You’re the Hokie Bird This April Fool’s Day
Spring is (slowly) making its way to Blacksburg, your motivation is slipping away from you every...
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How To Cope With Your Absolutely Busted March Madness Bracket
To all the Hokies who had to bury their brackets on March 18, 2018 (RIP), I...
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QUIZ: Which Blacksburg Bar Are You?
Blacksburg is a city known for its nightlife. If you are over 21 or...
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The Perfect Hokie-Inspired Sex Playlist for V-Day
In honor of Valentine’s Day this Sunday, we’ve compiled a Sex Playlist for our humping Hokies....
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QUIZ: How Long Will You LAst at Ring Dance?
Since your freshman year, you’ve heard all there is to hear about the long-held Ring...
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QUIZ: Are You a True Hokie or Cavalier Crap?
Sure, you might attend Virginia Tech, but are you really a true Hokie? Do you have...
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A Judgmental Map of Virginia Tech
Pull up a campus map and you’ll find the official names of buildings and streets,...
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Misplaced ‘Ghetto Kroger’ Cart In ‘Gucci Kroger’ Lot Divides Blacksburg
The Blacksburg community was properly shaken this week when two very different worlds collided in what...
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Blacksburg’s Chug it List: Every Drink You Need to Try Before Graduating
Here in Blacksburg, going downtown is the Hokies’ favorite weekend pastime. Once the Big...
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QUIZ: Which Virginia Tech Dining Hall Are You?
As a Tech student, you probably have had a meal plan at one point in...
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Pick Spots in D.C. to Vomit and We’ll Tell You Which First Kid You Are
With nearly 20 colleges, one of the most polluted air systems in the US, and...
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Judgmental Seating Chart of Lane Stadium
Going to the game is a gamble when it comes to seating, and I’m not...
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Hokie Trivia: How Well Do You Know VT? [VIDEO]
Whether you’re a senior or a sophomore (sorry frosh) you should know a thing or...
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Hokie Girls: A Mean Girls Parody [VIDEO]
Everyone loves the iconic Mean Girls, but what if it happened here at VT? Well, we...