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Virginia
We Managed to Stay Sober at Foxfield, Here’s What Happened
Ah Foxfield. It’s that one special day of the year when UVa students don their most...
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Virginia
7 Thoughts Every Hoo has While Streaking the Lawn
It is only fitting that one of the most well-known UVa traditions involve running completely naked...
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Virginia
10 Things You Should Remember to Bring to Foxfield this Year
It’s the classiest event of the year. Foxfield is an event where UVa students dress in...
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Virginia
UVa Population to Double Over the Next Two Weeks
It seems that the University of Virginia has decided to suddenly and dramatically increase its student...
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Virginia
Here’s How to Dress for this Weird ASF Charlottesville Weather
The weather in Charlottesville right now is uhhhh pretty fucked up, and it’s forcing people to...
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Virginia
After the Cult: How to Adapt to Geed Life After Dropping Your Sorority
So you signed your soul away for what you thought would be one big party, but...
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Virginia
5 of the Hardest Classes You Can Take at UVa
UVa is a school that’s notorious for being difficult. Everyone knows that a diploma received here...
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Campus Life
5 Ways to Gracefully Quit Your UVa Clubs at the End of the Semester
Spring is here. Love is apparently in the air. We know, because people who feel the emotion...
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Virginia
A Letter to UVa’s Class of 2022
Dear UVa Class of 2022, First of all, The Black Sheep UVa just wants to let you know...
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Virginia
The 2018 UVa Drunk Food Bracket Winner! Sheetz!
Well folks, results of the 2018 UVa Drunk Food Bracket are in. In a school that...
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A Judgmental Map of UVA Greek Life: Fraternity Edition
We tasked the staff member holding the least knowledge about UVA Greek Life with labeling this...
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How To: Streak The Lawn
Nudity. Public nudity. Academic-sanctioned public nudity. Now that we’ve got your attention, you must be wondering...
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Fuck It: Let’s Rank the Frats!
Alright motherfuckers, here it is. We know you’ve been waiting for it. Let’s do this!...
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10 Things To Do While Waiting For The Bus
UTS buses are notorious for ruining peoples’ lives. The only thing worse than missing the...
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Which Famous UVa Alum Are You?
It’s Homecoming week, and you know who cares? Nobody. Nobody but alumni that is. Speaking of...
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7 Thoughts Every Hoo has While Streaking the Lawn
It is only fitting that one of the most well-known UVa traditions involve running completely naked...
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5 Non-Sexual Things About UVa that Really Turn You On
UVa isn’t a place doesn’t shy away from sex. From the first time you hear Dean Groves’...
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10 Organizations at UVa That You Will Never Get Into
It’s that time of year again. Your Facebook notifications are blowing up with invites to information...
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Basketball Hotties for the Win, Literally
Another November comes along and every Hoo in Hooville knows what that means. It’s the beginning...
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Can We All Just Agree That Comm Is the Worst Major at UVa?
You’ve seen them around, surely. Perhaps you thought the boy in the suit was an adjunct...