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Wisconsin
D.A.R.E. Lion Suffers Existential Crisis Upon Visiting UW During Mifflin Week
In an attempt to reconnect with former students, everyone’s favorite anti-drug mascot, the D.A.R.E Lion, came...
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Wisconsin
The 7 Cliches You’ll Find at the Terrace this Season
Today is one of the most cherished days in UW-Madison life – the day the iconic...
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Wisconsin
Where Can You Heat Up Your Lunch On Campus? A List Of Every Microwave At UW
If you’re anything like me, you occasionally overshoot the pasta amount when cooking and have ample...
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Wisconsin
Wisconsin Convenience Stores Beginning to Regret ‘Going All In’ on Summer Darty Supplies
As if the thought of upcoming finals weren’t enough, Mother Nature gave campus another big, “fuck...
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Wisconsin
UW Students Blame Minnesota Gophers for Extended Winter
Today in Madison, Wis. it’s expected to get above 50 degrees– a feat that the state...
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Wisconsin
5 UW Icons Who’d Do Better as Wisconsin’s Next Governor Than Scott Walker
Today’s world seems to continually produce question mark after question mark surrounding any candidate that throws...
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Wisconsin
QUIZ: Do You Deserve to Have The Terrace Chairs Come Back?
The terrace is set to reopen any day now. But with the snow we’ve been getting...
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Wisconsin
Madison Bars as the Spring Break Destinations You Couldn’t Afford To Go To
Welcome back from spring break, the beautiful pre-finals purgatory when personal and campus morale plummets for...
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Wisconsin
The 5 Best Daily Bar Specials in Madison Set to Save You from the Evils of the New Meal Plan
It’s been nary a month now since the unveiling of the university’s new meal plan that...
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Wisconsin
Sh*tty Sixteen of UW-Madison’s Sh*ttiest Things
It’s March Madness time, which for those of us that don’t know anything about college sports...
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TBT: Everyone’s First Experience with The Rising Sun Bath House
For all the freshmen out there, and sophomores who were just too innocent to notice, Madison...
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Top 10: Snaps from UW-Madison Snapchats
Ah, UW-Madison Snapchats. A place where drunk college students/aspiring porn stars/people seemingly unaware that marijuana is...
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6 Reasons to Sue UW-Madison
UW may seem great, but it’s actually a dirty, dirty crook that needs to be put...
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A Judgmental Map of Madison, Wisconsin
Welcome to a guided tour of UW-Madison and the surrounding town that piggy backs off the...
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Top 10 Fraternity Pledge Tasks to Do During Pledge Week
It’s that time of year again! When all the wanna-be frat pledges receive tasks from their...
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10 Rock Solid Ways to Sneak into Madison Bars Underage
Are you tired of going to parties and having sex with a random person in a...
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Guide to UW Snapchat Filters
UW has a plethora of Snapchat filters; it is part of the honor of going...
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Top 10 Classes to Take at UW-Madison in Spring 2017
It’s that time again, UW-Madison students! Time to enroll in classes for another semester at this...
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Sex in the UDub: The Best Places to Hook Up on Campus
Sure, hooking up on a bed, couch, or the occasional shower is great. But you have...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...