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Campus Life
Actual Zombie Plays Humans vs. Zombies
Citing that he was tired of missing out on all the fun, actual zombie, Limpy—who claims...
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Sports
Badger Athletes Getting Real Sick of Your S***, Students Who Only Care About Football
The following is an open letter from Badger athletes who are sick and tired of people...
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Campus Life
It’s Not Okay, UW: Second Edition
Sometimes, there are situations you encounter that you know are really, REALLY, weird, and you think...
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Campus Life
Top 10: Ways to Rock that Job Interview You Got at The Career Fair
As the sun sets on the Kohl Center, UW- Madison students about to graduate descend on...
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Sex
Fall is Here and so are The Basic B*tches
This past week, the weather here in Madison transitioned from sunny and enjoyable to chilly and...
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Campus Life
Open Letter to Madison Cat Callers
Welcome, friends. Crack open your two-buck chuck, and let us raise a glass to the most...
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Wisconsin
The Real Question All Sconnies Want to Ask Out-of-State Students
To put it simply, why the hell would you want to come here? Let’s not get...
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Campus Life
Wisconsin Senior Shocked to Learn Girls Talk about Sex
On a Wednesday evening while watching Archer with a few of his close friends—who happen to...
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Wisconsin
Found: The Only Conservative in Madison
Shockwaves continue to emanate across the University of Wisconsin – Madison campus today after a closeted...
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Wisconsin
Freshman Year at UW: Expectation vs. Reality
Freshman year: a new beginning when your first time successfully playing flip cup feels monumental, Fleishman’s...
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TBT: Everyone’s First Experience with The Rising Sun Bath House
For all the freshmen out there, and sophomores who were just too innocent to notice, Madison...
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Top 10 Fraternity Pledge Tasks to Do During Pledge Week
It’s that time of year again! When all the wanna-be frat pledges receive tasks from their...
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A Judgmental Map of Madison, Wisconsin
Welcome to a guided tour of UW-Madison and the surrounding town that piggy backs off the...
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Top 10: Snaps from UW-Madison Snapchats
Ah, UW-Madison Snapchats. A place where drunk college students/aspiring porn stars/people seemingly unaware that marijuana is...
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6 Reasons to Sue UW-Madison
UW may seem great, but it’s actually a dirty, dirty crook that needs to be put...
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Guide to UW Snapchat Filters
UW has a plethora of Snapchat filters; it is part of the honor of going...
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Top 10 Classes to Take at UW-Madison in Spring 2017
It’s that time again, UW-Madison students! Time to enroll in classes for another semester at this...
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The Top 6 Times Tunnel Bob Made Someone’s Day on Twitter
Since there’s a lot of hate already in the world, we decided to compile a list of...
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A Step by Step of the Mental Breakdown You Have While Walking Up Bascom Hill
There is nothing more depressing than scheduling classes for next semester and finding out that you...
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10 Rock Solid Ways to Sneak into Madison Bars Underage
Are you tired of going to parties and having sex with a random person in a...