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Wisconsin
Badger Game Day Drinking Game
After a heartbreaking loss at the season opener against LSU then a shrug-worthy win over whatever...
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Wisconsin
Top 10 Ways to Bag Your TA
One of the first things you’ll learn when you come to college is that discussion sections...
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Campus Life
The First Week of School: UW Freshmen vs. UW Parents
During the first week of classes at UW-Madison, The Black Sheep painstakingly interviewed freshmen and their parents in...
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Campus Life
Freshman Spends Entire First Week of School Lost in Humanities Building
UW-Madison freshman Austin Bard should have packed snacks before blindly wandering into the George L Mosse...
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Campus Life
Wisconsin Badger Football: An Honest Preview
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… not Christmas, you fools, Wisconsin Badger Football season....
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Wisconsin
An Open Letter to Freshmen from a UW Super Senior
My dearest freshmen, Welcome to Madison, you bright eyed, full of wonder and awe beautiful...
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Satire
California Chrome and Eva Longoria Expecting Centaur
Professional athlete and national sex symbol California Chrome may have officially broken the hearts of...
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Satire
Erik Spoelstra Finally Works Up Courage to Ask James for Autograph
Die-hard sports fans will stop at nothing to get their favorite player’s autograph. But when...
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Satire
Diego’s Server Starting to Think Diego Might Not Actually Exist
Diego’s Mexican Bistro is a pressure cooker. Fledgling employees are thrown to the wolves, especially...
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Satire
Clint Dempsey: I Believe That We Will Win, But I Don’t Believe in Evolution
A man’s got to have faith. Faith in his God. In his family. In his...
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TBT: Everyone’s First Experience with The Rising Sun Bath House
For all the freshmen out there, and sophomores who were just too innocent to notice, Madison...
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Top 10: Snaps from UW-Madison Snapchats
Ah, UW-Madison Snapchats. A place where drunk college students/aspiring porn stars/people seemingly unaware that marijuana is...
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A Judgmental Map of Madison, Wisconsin
Welcome to a guided tour of UW-Madison and the surrounding town that piggy backs off the...
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10 Rock Solid Ways to Sneak into Madison Bars Underage
Are you tired of going to parties and having sex with a random person in a...
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6 Reasons to Sue UW-Madison
UW may seem great, but it’s actually a dirty, dirty crook that needs to be put...
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Guide to UW Snapchat Filters
UW has a plethora of Snapchat filters; it is part of the honor of going...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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Sex in the UDub: The Best Places to Hook Up on Campus
Sure, hooking up on a bed, couch, or the occasional shower is great. But you have...
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The Top 6 Times Tunnel Bob Made Someone’s Day on Twitter
Since there’s a lot of hate already in the world, we decided to compile a list of...
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Top 10 Fraternity Pledge Tasks to Do During Pledge Week
It’s that time of year again! When all the wanna-be frat pledges receive tasks from their...