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Booze
Shit You’re Just Too Old For at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
It’s that time of year again, where senior, super senior, and so-super-that-it’s-weird-now senior Badgers are beginning...
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Campus Life
UW Fun-Sucking Committee Says ‘F*** It,’ Changes Homecoming Game Start to 7 AM
With UW’s Homecoming this week it’s impossible for students, past and present, to not be getting...
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Campus Life
A Spooky Map of the 7 Most Haunted Places at University of Wisconsin Madison
Madison has a collection of characters that can make anyone, inebriated or otherwise, feel a bit...
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Campus Life
6 Thoughts Contemplative Bucky is Contemplating in Alumni Park
Alumni Park made its major debut last weekend opening up sandwiched between the Red Gym and...
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Booze
Law & Order UW: 7 Heinous Crimes And The UWPD Body Cam Footage We Demand be Released
The University of Wisconsin Madison has recently implemented the use of UWPD body cams. Seeing your moron-neighbors...
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Campus Life
6 UW Campus Buildings That Could Use the “Pretty Witte” Renovation
This past summer, UW began renovations on its most beloved and shittiest residence hall, Witte. Coined...
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Campus Life
Top 7 Sexiest UW-Madison Alumni
We thought it fitting to give all you Badger’s a bit of inspiration. These sexy humans...
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Campus Life
Students Concerned UW’s New Freedom of Expression Policy Will Impact Bathroom Graffiti
UW Students know well the tried and true tradition of finally finding a toilet not covered...
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Campus Life
REPORT: SERF Reconstruction Thwarts UW Students’ Biannual Trip to Gym
Halfway through August the beloved Southeast Recreational Facility on Dayton Street was closed for business. The...
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Campus Life
Top 10 UW Customs Only Badgers Think Are Normal
When you say Wisconsin, you’ve said it all—however, not everyone actually understands what you’re saying. Unfortunately,...
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TBT: Everyone’s First Experience with The Rising Sun Bath House
For all the freshmen out there, and sophomores who were just too innocent to notice, Madison...
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Top 10: Snaps from UW-Madison Snapchats
Ah, UW-Madison Snapchats. A place where drunk college students/aspiring porn stars/people seemingly unaware that marijuana is...
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A Judgmental Map of Madison, Wisconsin
Welcome to a guided tour of UW-Madison and the surrounding town that piggy backs off the...
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6 Reasons to Sue UW-Madison
UW may seem great, but it’s actually a dirty, dirty crook that needs to be put...
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Top 10 Fraternity Pledge Tasks to Do During Pledge Week
It’s that time of year again! When all the wanna-be frat pledges receive tasks from their...
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10 Rock Solid Ways to Sneak into Madison Bars Underage
Are you tired of going to parties and having sex with a random person in a...
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Guide to UW Snapchat Filters
UW has a plethora of Snapchat filters; it is part of the honor of going...
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Avoid Looking Like a College Student at Chicago’s Summer Festivals
“Man, dude, I’m sick of throwing my disposable income from my boring lifeguarding job on meaningless...
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Sex in the UDub: The Best Places to Hook Up on Campus
Sure, hooking up on a bed, couch, or the occasional shower is great. But you have...
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The Top 6 Times Tunnel Bob Made Someone’s Day on Twitter
Since there’s a lot of hate already in the world, we decided to compile a list of...