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Drunk People Try Writing a Play And Sh*t Gets Weird
This week Nick and Diane are writing a play based on YOUR suggestions (and some we...
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Drunk People Crap Their Pants Playing That Scary Maze Game From 2007
You remember those games, right? The classic Swedish car commercial that APPEARS to be a just...
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Oh Wow: Guy Who Pulled An All-Nighter At The Library Looks Just Like Pete Davidson Now
Sophomore Matt Carney drew comparisons to SNL star Pete Davidson on Sunday night after the 20-year-old...
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Freshman Doesn’t Leave Class She’s Not Supposed To Be In For Fear Of Looking Like The Biggest Idiot In The World
Freshman biology major Regina McCullers didn’t leave a class she wasn’t supposed to be in on...
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She Won’t Know What Hit Her: Incoming Freshman Expecting to Keep High School Boyfriend Obviously Hasn’t Met Dreamy Jeremy From Theta Pi Yet
Incoming freshman Madison Levy, who has reported plans to continue dating her high school boyfriend throughout...
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Drunk People Try Applying to Colleges
Diane already has a degree, and Nick already has TWO, but this week these two drunks...
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Drunk People Forced to Listen to a 3-Hour Loop of Africa by Toto
This week, Diane and Nick didn’t know what they were doing till they were three drinks...
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‘Saturdays Are For The Boys!’ Yells Guy Who Doesn’t Hang Out With Girls Anyway
Brothers of Beta Psi headed to North Avenue Beach on Saturday, screaming “Saturdays are for the...
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Drunk People Try Painting Each Other
This week, Diane and Nick got shitfaced and try to paint each other. Portraits, but not...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...
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Dave Matthews Band Is On Tour — You and the Boys Ready?
Bro! You knew it was coming, but it was just a matter of time before the...
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Take this Quiz and Be Boxed into a BC Stereotype
Nobody actually fits perfectly into a BC stereotype, but everyone sees each kind of basic BC...
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The Ultimate List of Christmas Movie Drinking Games
‘Tis the season to hole up in the TV room and ignore the relatives YOU LITERALLY...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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What Your Finals Study Spot at UW Says About You
Unfortunately, it is the time of year when you realize that your grades are not as...
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LSU Freshman Devastated He Won’t Have Granite Counters Living On Campus
In the wake of the groundbreaking news in which LSU unveiled its decision to require...
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“Diplomas From Berkeley Are Worthless,” Says Facebook Commenter With Pick-Up Truck in Profile Pic
Students at the University of California, Berkeley were granted a tremendous privilege on Sunday night when...
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Drunk People Try Applying to Colleges
Diane already has a degree, and Nick already has TWO, but this week these two drunks...
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The Black Sheep’s Guide to Running a March Madness Pool
It’s March, and a constant stream of college basketball on TV has given you insatiable appetite for...
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Drunk People Try Writing a Play And Sh*t Gets Weird
This week Nick and Diane are writing a play based on YOUR suggestions (and some we...
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Drunk People Try Applying to Colleges
Diane already has a degree, and Nick already has TWO, but this week these two drunks...
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Drunk People Forced to Listen to a 3-Hour Loop of Africa by Toto
This week, Diane and Nick didn’t know what they were doing till they were three drinks...
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Drunk People Try Painting Each Other
This week, Diane and Nick got shitfaced and try to paint each other. Portraits, but not...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...